Floof

A T H I C C boi that loves attention and will protecc

Owner: look at u. Ur such a bootiful floof!

by BillyBobJoeMama October 28, 2019

Floof

1. Something really fluffy
2. A childish name for a vagina

1. That dog has got so much floof on it
2. Her floof is so hairy

by sstarsouls May 22, 2018

Floof

The act of one blowing a cloud of vapor in another one's face. Preferably someone a person cares for or loves.

Floofee: "Why did you floof me for?"

Floofer: "Because I love you silly!"

by germrocker August 20, 2014

Floof

Noun/Adjective- An onomatopoeic word describing the sound of a brief gust of wind blowing past your ear and also defining the gust itself, often caused by something which can be described with the primary definition of the word.

When I spread out my comforter, it goes floof.

by Archeo Lumiere November 15, 2014

National Floof Day

On September 6th, all felines are celebrated! Go ahead and adopt a cat on September 6th!

“Yo dude, what’s the date today?”
“September 6th. Why?”
“OMG IT’S NATIONAL FLOOF DAY! QUICK, FIND A CAT RESCUE PLACE NOW!”
“You’ve already adopted 16 cats on this day! We’re done?
Yeah they got a 17th cat 🤣

by KittenFloof165 February 2, 2024

Floofing

The act of arranging and readjusting artificial holiday related greenery to appear fuller, fluffier, and more aesthetically appealing and photogenic.

We had to finish floofing the tree before we could decorate it.

by f0x444 December 22, 2020

Floofed

When an animal farts it's called a floof. Because they don't have actual farts so it's a floof.

Dude, your dog just floofed

by Bodie boy August 31, 2016