Evolutionized

The process in which one becomes more adequate to function better then those who stood before him

1. Batista is evolutionized
2. Umm... can't rightly think of any other examples
(hint: got to the gym and make it happen for you too)

by Jadah February 4, 2005

Evolutionist

evolutionist evolutionist evotard
/i vəˈlu ʃ(ə)nɪst,ɛ vəˈlu ʃ(ə)nɪst/
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noun
a person who believes in the theories of evolution and natural selection.

An evolutionist is a person who has a belief that a species of animal can become another species, eg a fish can become human via a kind of magical time.
An evolutionist is a person who believes that their Great Grandparents are hairy monkeys.
Believes that non life (dust and rocks) can become life when this magical time is applied.

Often displays emotional hatred towards religious people and likes to spend their natural time attacking other faiths.

by Evolutionist October 21, 2019

Evolution of Dance

A 6 minute video on Youtube with over 92 million views. Currently the most viewed video of Youtube, and hopefully things will stay that way. "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne is the next closest video behind it. God forbid this video passes Evolution of Dance in views.

Evolution of dance has been seen by more people than the sky.

by Black_Spade August 12, 2008

lancer evolution

A car for men who are not man enough to handle a real muscle car, such as the Dodge Charger. Most often, this car is for men who might be married, but they still spend 5-10% of their days questioning whether they should become a homosexual.

Men who buy these cars are often thought of as "gay" or "stupid" by men who buy American muscle cars.

Timothy wanted to buy an American muscle car until he was turned off by his sales experience with the store that sells them, simply because he is a dumb ass and will believe all the bullshit the salesmen at the Mitsubishi dealership. This is why he bought the Lancer Evolution.

Tim: Do you like my Lancer Evo dude?
Steve: No. It's a girl's car.
Tim: What?
Steve: You should have bought a Dodge Charger.
Tim: But this comes with a standard transmission and it's All Wheel Drive. I can't get a standard transmission on a Dodge Charger.
Steve: Yes, it does have those accessories, but it also is a vehicle for homosexuals. Do you enjoy penis on a regular occasion, or do you deny your preference for penis and believe the bullshit your therapist tells you?

by Shareeb4Prez February 25, 2008

Evolution in action

A rhetorical observation made whenever another human is observed to be making an expensive or potentially fatal error.

Person A: I'm going to put all my money into dotcoms
Person B: Evolution in action, man

Employee A: Bob showed up drunk again to work today
Employee B: Evolution in action

Action: Motorcyclist riding without helmet
Person: Evolution in action

by srnsf April 6, 2006

(r)evolution

Movement that originated on the East Coast of America.

The "R" in parenthesis combined with the word 'evolution' represents a higher (evolved) awareness of the true nature of the world and the strong desire to fix certain systems that oppose this nature (revolution).

(r)evolution
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by Borris Mordison September 26, 2009

micro-evolution

evolutionary change involving the gradual accumulation of mutations leading to new varieties within a species.

Evidence of micro-evolution can be found in minor change observed over a short period of time in a living thing.

by war and love December 15, 2012