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Employeeting

The act of yeeting employees; specifically laying them off. Can be shortened to employeetin'. Portmonteau of employee + yeeting
We just finished employeeting; yhis workforce reduction, though tough, will bring our budget more in line with market needs
by randomguy2600 February 12, 2020
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employee uninforms

Da clueless dumba** individuals who are actually inside da fancy logo-emblazoned cloth outfits dat said personnel-members wear while they are working at said business establishment.
Disgusted store-customer: I always ask to speak directly to da manager whenever I have a question, concern, or complaint --- all of da lower-level staff are just a bunch of employee uninforms!
by QuacksO December 8, 2020
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employee favoritism

Usually occurs when a member of management forms a bond with a new employee. The pair become bffs having a lot in common and become friends outside of work as well. Manager promotes new hire straight through the ranks bypassing competent employees having worked there for many years. This creates resentment and a bad work environment.
Brandy has worked here for 2 months and now she is on the top floor with her own office can we say employee favoritism!
by Tile Inc March 20, 2021
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Employee Performance Appraisal

An annual form completed by MCSO supervisors that justifies giving or not giving you a pay raise. This form is mandated by policy, but no one really cares about them unless they are really super negative. Supervisors hate writing them as they know it's pointless.

Theoretically it documents your performance over the last year, but every commander has different criteria and people just make shit up as they please.
Its time for your annual Employee Performance Appraisal.
by OneMCSOFamily September 8, 2021
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Employeee

"Employeee" is the actual spelling of "Employee". The government has just gaslighted the public into thinking it's spelt with two e's.
Did you hear that rumor that all Target employeees are gladiators?
by angstybastard1 November 15, 2022
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Employeee

"Employeee" is the correct spelling of "employee". The government has just gaslighted the public into believing that it is spelt with two e's
Did you hear the rumor that all Target employeees are gladiators?
by angstybastard1 November 15, 2022
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