the employer

bruce springsteen

annie and i are going to see the employer this thursday

by michael foolsley December 22, 2009

UPS employee.

One who is employed by the UPS company. They have T-shirts which say on the front "UPS employee," and the back of the shirt reads, "commited to excellence." Which is a blanant display of UPS over hyping their customer service. If this individual were truly commited to excellence he probably wouldn't have wound up in the packaging industry. It would be fine if the back of a shirt said "commited to excellence" if the front said something like "olympian" or "I build rockets." But "UPS employee" should have something more appropriate on the back, like, "G.E.D"

Guy: I'm a UPS employee 'cause my parents got divorced.

by Kawlyn1029 July 5, 2005

Employee Retention Fee

money or an equivalent given in addition to an employee's usual compensation

Top executives at AIG received really nice Christmas Employee Retention Fees this year.

by Steve December 19, 2008

yes i did that and you would do it too for a check. I was an employee and I was going to get employed and thats on periodt!

An extremely funny TikTok sound that we need to talk about more. I try to find places in my conversations to say it but there just aren't any chances. You best know the second there's an opportunity I will be saying it.

yes i did that and you would do it too for a check. I was an employee and I was going to get employed and thats on periodt! is very funny and iconic and DO NOT tell me different

by pop off kween November 13, 2020

employee

incredibly lame; stupid; unoriginal; out of touch with culture or fashion

Jared: Did you see that boss kickflip!
Sam: Anyone can do that. It's totally employee.

by FullNelson December 8, 2011

teen employee

A person that is lazy, has no respect for their management, who complains when they have to work, someone who becomes a liar when they did something they say they didn't do.

The teen employees that I have don't do anything right!

by Joy H. September 13, 2006

employee engagement

Corporate - where despairing and dejected workplace drones are forced to pretend that they are "happy at work" - usually by useless A-holes in HR trying to justify their existence.

Head of HR - "See how well our employee engagement is working - since we reinforced the glass none of them have been able to throw themselves out the window."

by Suicidal Prole February 2, 2017