emergency deucectomy

The act of removing a dangerous & potentially deadly poo immediately.

After making four trips through the buffet line, I need to perform an emergency deucectomy stat!

by slice60 November 24, 2009

beer emergency

n. (bEER uh-mEr-jen-Cy) nicknamed emergency for the sole purpose of stealing your friends away from home to drink an 18-pack (or any large amount of beer) in thiry minutes. Then following this you return back to your previous activity.

"Yo bro we have a beer emergency and we need you immediately."

by Benny D November 8, 2005

Family Emergency

In the occasion or anything that is better than work or something that you already had planned, and now you find yourself in the position of not wanting to go anymore because you have way better plans and better things to do, and you dont want to seem like a flake! You go ahead and use i had a FAMILY EMERGENCY.

Employee " I have a family emergency that i need to attend to in Arizona, my neice got locked up and she has now one to bail her out on friday so i need to go pick her up"

Manager " Thats fine you can go ahead and take the day off"

Employe (thinks to himself) im gonna see so many titts in havasu this spring break!

by Bobb1hill April 16, 2011

emergency medical technician

The people who hold oxygen cylinder for the paramedics.

"Here, hold this," said the paramedic to the emergency medical technician.

by nyc14gauge November 3, 2006

emergency memegender

When a group of SJW's feel triggered by masculinity, they organize a memegender; that is, they collectively double the dosage on their female hormone injections to ensure that no one in the group will express any overt masculinity. During an emergency memegender, some SJW's will actually castrate themselves.

When Andrew Dice Clay came out of retirement we organized an emergency memegender.

by rusty the shackleford August 7, 2017

Emergency Landing

1) Start by standing up and 69'ing with your girl
2) Continue to eat her out
3) Right before she climaxes completley release her from your grip and watch her fall to the ground landing on her neck.

I was lickin' like mad till I had to pull off an Emergency Landing!

by J-Rod188 November 8, 2008

emerge

move out of or away from something and come into view.
synonyms: come out, appear, come into view, become visible, surface, materialize, manifest oneself, issue, come forth

"black ravens emerged from the fog"
"a policeman emerged from the alley"

by iloveshadow January 22, 2016