(if you went here your soo lucky you got out this school is so bad if you went there you would want to die and id rather throw up 69 times before all this bs its the worst school and it just might be me but the teachers did not teach me any thing!) ughhhhh
by DAT 2 PERSONAL BOI September 4, 2019
Get the Stephens Elementary Schoolmug. by Hotimieyser September 11, 2021
Get the Burrel elementarymug. by ILUVURMOMMY February 3, 2022
Get the Alice smith elementarymug. A school where all the flat bitches say they're thick, where all the snakes are, where all the teachers are racist, and where your judged for being late
by Tea_sis October 16, 2019
Get the Kolmar elementary schoolmug. by far one of the worst elementary schools in Illinois.
The cafeteria food tastes like shit. Every thursday or friday they sell dominos pizza and that's still bad.
The lunch ladies are like prison guards. They hate when people talk. If the students talk after lunch is over, they count as high as they can (up to 20) and whatever number they get to, that is how much time you have off of recess.
Now let's get to the recess ladies. These fuckers are like prison guards but strict. You can't climb up slides, you can't go in the courtyards, and there is a ditch by the playground as well. They don't allow you to go in there unless you need to get a ball that went inside there. And if you guessed it right, they are like the lunch ladies. they do the same counting but instead of quiet lunch, it goes to time off of recess.
And now let's get to the teachers. The teachers make this place such a shithole. They have signs on their doors saying "bullying is never okay." People get teased and bullied in that elementary school almost every day by other students. These teachers take tattling above the line. They don't even care about anything if they are teachers from the 2nd-5th grade or the social worker.
The cafeteria food tastes like shit. Every thursday or friday they sell dominos pizza and that's still bad.
The lunch ladies are like prison guards. They hate when people talk. If the students talk after lunch is over, they count as high as they can (up to 20) and whatever number they get to, that is how much time you have off of recess.
Now let's get to the recess ladies. These fuckers are like prison guards but strict. You can't climb up slides, you can't go in the courtyards, and there is a ditch by the playground as well. They don't allow you to go in there unless you need to get a ball that went inside there. And if you guessed it right, they are like the lunch ladies. they do the same counting but instead of quiet lunch, it goes to time off of recess.
And now let's get to the teachers. The teachers make this place such a shithole. They have signs on their doors saying "bullying is never okay." People get teased and bullied in that elementary school almost every day by other students. These teachers take tattling above the line. They don't even care about anything if they are teachers from the 2nd-5th grade or the social worker.
???: Hey do you want to know why Indian Grove Elementary School sucks?
Student: Johnny slapped me on the face
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Marcus threatened to kill me on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Pamela pulled my hair on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Albert called me a faggot.
Teacher: That's tattling and you earned yourself a trip to the principal's office for inappropriate language.
Student: *goes up to social worker*
Social Worker: what?
Student: Joseph keeps calling me a lardass.
Social Worker: that's tattling and I'm writing you up for innapropriate language.
Student: Johnny slapped me on the face
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Marcus threatened to kill me on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Pamela pulled my hair on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Albert called me a faggot.
Teacher: That's tattling and you earned yourself a trip to the principal's office for inappropriate language.
Student: *goes up to social worker*
Social Worker: what?
Student: Joseph keeps calling me a lardass.
Social Worker: that's tattling and I'm writing you up for innapropriate language.
by Anonomous4002 July 7, 2020
Get the Indian Grove Elementary Schoolmug. a school for idiots and is in chicago illinois !!!!!111!!! also dont go there its ohio but number 2!!!11111
by a stupid psycho November 22, 2022
Get the George B. Armstrong Elementary Schoolmug. The Most decent school anyone could imagine. A gateway for the monstrosity that is Patterson Mill School where the most white people gang activities happen
*Insert Music*
RING FACTORY ELEMNTARY
THE BEST SCHOOL IN THE LAND
Man: Oh God
Man2: what's wrong Harold
Man: Those stupid kids at Ring Factory Elementary are singing their anthem again
Man2: Great next their gonna run out the doors and burn down my house
Man: Shit
RING FACTORY ELEMNTARY
THE BEST SCHOOL IN THE LAND
Man: Oh God
Man2: what's wrong Harold
Man: Those stupid kids at Ring Factory Elementary are singing their anthem again
Man2: Great next their gonna run out the doors and burn down my house
Man: Shit
by Duck= Cheeseburger December 29, 2023
Get the Ring Factory Elementarymug.