by $uperBad March 16, 2008
Someone who flirts with you just for the attention but when push comes to shove they aren't interested in you, just the attention you give them.
Sam flirts with Sally everyday. Sally blushes and flirts back. Sally works up the nerve to ask Sam out, Sam declines but still attempts to flirt because he's an ego stroker.
by ShopGirl07 June 15, 2010
Ego activist (noun): 1. "activist" more occupied with stroking their tender ego than actually helping the cause, and/or using actions done for a cause to glorify themselves.
"Sarah is such an ego-activist. When I visited her, she spent half the time bragging about how much her solar panel arrays were reducing net carbon emissions and power grid stress."
by hhubs November 21, 2015
my stereo can drive Empire State Building sized speakers. They said it had 500 watts.
Yeah man, but that's some stereo-ego; do you work for Best Buy or something?
Yeah man, but that's some stereo-ego; do you work for Best Buy or something?
by steed dropout August 17, 2012
<Noun>
An ego handjob is an exchange of unsolicited compliments between friends that is meant to flatter, affirm, or charm; especially under circumstances in which the mutual feelings are generally already known. Ego handjobs should be mutual and reciprocated.
An ego handjob is an exchange of unsolicited compliments between friends that is meant to flatter, affirm, or charm; especially under circumstances in which the mutual feelings are generally already known. Ego handjobs should be mutual and reciprocated.
Two people exchanging ego handjobs:
Friend one: "You are awesome!"
Friend two: "YOU are awesomer!"
Friend one: "Your ego handjobs feel great!"
Friend two: "No way... YOUR ego handjobs are just amazing."
Friend one: "You are awesome!"
Friend two: "YOU are awesomer!"
Friend one: "Your ego handjobs feel great!"
Friend two: "No way... YOUR ego handjobs are just amazing."
by Armchair007 December 21, 2011
by dannyshamas October 25, 2010
When a forum's default font isn't good enough for someone's ego,
their "thing" is regularly posting in a different font, colour or size,
their status "obviously being more important than everyone else's/the norm".
Not to be confused with SHOUTING, emphasis, or Margot Fonteyn.
their "thing" is regularly posting in a different font, colour or size,
their status "obviously being more important than everyone else's/the norm".
Not to be confused with SHOUTING, emphasis, or Margot Fonteyn.
"If he didn't have Blue Comic Sans SIZE=4 BOLD FONT, what would that sad, ego fonting, dick, have?."
(Example should include the word "Ego Fonting."Example should include the word "Ego Fonting."Example should include the word "Ego Fonting."Example should include the word "Ego Fonting." --- it does...
Example should include the word "Ego Fonting."Example should include the word "Ego Fonting."Example should include the word "Ego Fonting.") damn!!! you might want to edit this bit!.
(Example should include the word "Ego Fonting."Example should include the word "Ego Fonting."Example should include the word "Ego Fonting."Example should include the word "Ego Fonting." --- it does...
Example should include the word "Ego Fonting."Example should include the word "Ego Fonting."Example should include the word "Ego Fonting.") damn!!! you might want to edit this bit!.
by DCooper. September 27, 2009