ego fluffer

Kristen is my ego fluffer, she is constantly saying stupid shit that BLOWS my mind away
by $uperBad March 16, 2008
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Ego Stroker

Someone who flirts with you just for the attention but when push comes to shove they aren't interested in you, just the attention you give them.
Sam flirts with Sally everyday. Sally blushes and flirts back. Sally works up the nerve to ask Sam out, Sam declines but still attempts to flirt because he's an ego stroker.
by ShopGirl07 June 21, 2010
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elder ego

When an older person refuses to take advice or listen to a younger individual. And fails because of it.
Clint has so much elder ego, he refused advice from a 14 year old and now we can’t fit everything in the moving van.
by MRHOLLEN September 3, 2019
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Ego Fonting.

When a forum's default font isn't good enough for someone's ego,
their "thing" is regularly posting in a different font, colour or size,
their status "obviously being more important than everyone else's/the norm".

Not to be confused with SHOUTING, emphasis, or Margot Fonteyn.
"If he didn't have Blue Comic Sans SIZE=4 BOLD FONT, what would that sad, ego fonting, dick, have?."

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by DCooper. September 27, 2009
mugGet the Ego Fonting.mug.

ego handjob

<Noun>
An ego handjob is an exchange of unsolicited compliments between friends that is meant to flatter, affirm, or charm; especially under circumstances in which the mutual feelings are generally already known. Ego handjobs should be mutual and reciprocated.
Two people exchanging ego handjobs:
Friend one: "You are awesome!"
Friend two: "YOU are awesomer!"
Friend one: "Your ego handjobs feel great!"
Friend two: "No way... YOUR ego handjobs are just amazing."
by Armchair007 December 25, 2011
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stereo-ego

bragging about the tech-specks of your stereo.
my stereo can drive Empire State Building sized speakers. They said it had 500 watts.

Yeah man, but that's some stereo-ego; do you work for Best Buy or something?
by steed dropout August 17, 2012
mugGet the stereo-egomug.

ego condom

a severe talking to, or something similar for someone who thinks they are great
Boy does Sally need an ego condom
by dannyshamas October 25, 2010
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