ego fluffer

a girl who *blows* your mind away
Kristen is my ego fluffer, she is constantly saying stupid shit that BLOWS my mind away
by $uperBad March 16, 2008
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Ego Stroker

Someone who flirts with you just for the attention but when push comes to shove they aren't interested in you, just the attention you give them.
Sam flirts with Sally everyday. Sally blushes and flirts back. Sally works up the nerve to ask Sam out, Sam declines but still attempts to flirt because he's an ego stroker.
by ShopGirl07 June 15, 2010
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ego-activist

Ego activist (noun): 1. "activist" more occupied with stroking their tender ego than actually helping the cause, and/or using actions done for a cause to glorify themselves.
"Sarah is such an ego-activist. When I visited her, she spent half the time bragging about how much her solar panel arrays were reducing net carbon emissions and power grid stress."
by hhubs November 21, 2015
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stereo-ego

bragging about the tech-specks of your stereo.
my stereo can drive Empire State Building sized speakers. They said it had 500 watts.

Yeah man, but that's some stereo-ego; do you work for Best Buy or something?
by steed dropout August 17, 2012
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Ego stick

Device used to take selfies with your smartphone.
The girl with the ego stick is showing herself a whole lotta love.
by Blankford1 April 13, 2015
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Ego Peak

In first-person shooters where you peak around a corner with your ego rather than your brain
AYO! Watch me ego peak this! *gets headshot*
by Yup Kup May 26, 2022
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Ego Fonting.

When a forum's default font isn't good enough for someone's ego,
their "thing" is regularly posting in a different font, colour or size,
their status "obviously being more important than everyone else's/the norm".

Not to be confused with SHOUTING, emphasis, or Margot Fonteyn.
"If he didn't have Blue Comic Sans SIZE=4 BOLD FONT, what would that sad, ego fonting, dick, have?."

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by DCooper. September 27, 2009
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