iPod Ears

When 2 men ejaculate into a woman's ears, one ear each, leaving a large reservoir of ejaculate in each ear. Some of the semen will then run down her cheeks giving the impression that she is wearing a pair of the white headphones popularised by the Apple iPod.

This bird is well mucky, we gave her the iPod ears and she loved it.

by stiff peeda February 19, 2010

Ear Rape

In verbal electronic communication (ventrillo, skype, teamspeak, etc), when a person speaks/plays a sound, usually to annoy/antagonise the other listener(s), at such a high volume and/or pitch that can damage the listener(s) hearing/speakers.

I was on my game's vent server and this raider kept comming and and giving us ear rape! I threw my headphones down in a panic and they broke!

by Bigmacattacks July 24, 2006

ear breath

When someone comes up really close to you and whispers in your ear and you feel their warm burrito breath crawling down your Eustachian tube .

Steven came up from behind me and gave me ear breath saying "Yurrrryyyy" really slowly.

by asder625 February 20, 2019

Ear Butt

This is the smell substances that grows around your ear piercing. It is know to be chronic bacterial infection. Thus the ear produces an ass like odour.

Oh please darling I rather you not lick my ear tonight it smells like ear butt.

by Nowheredotcom September 28, 2013

ear monster

When a female innocently lays her head in your lap, but your interest is in other things. Alas, the rise of the ear monster.

When she laid down in my lap, she was attacked by an ear monster.

by tedomega July 7, 2010

Gentlemans Earring

When one of a gentlemans testiclay hangs lower than the other.

After sex he sood up and I saw his gentlemans earring

by THE PAMSTER May 20, 2007

dog-earing

to turn down the corner of a page, especially in a book. sometimes used to bookmark pages.

she's always dog-earing the page she left off on.

by dust in the wind August 12, 2005