Hanging Essay

A essay written with a massive hangover, to a very poor standard.

Bloke 1: "Mate have you done the coursework"
Bloke 2: " Yeah I wrote a hanging essay yesterday"

by Jollyva March 14, 2011

essj

(East side San Jose) A hood in San Jose, CA thats mostly full of hispanic/latin Race. Most of it is ghetto but in evergreen, its mostly rich people. the major gang in essj is Norte(Northerner x4, xiv, 14), then followed by Sur(southerner, x3, xiii, 13, sur), crips and the rest is crew gangs. The heart of Essj is Story rd and King rd which is the ghetto'est part of San Jose.

WSSj kids: Ay where you from you little punk?

ESSJ kid: ESSJ Bitch!!

WSSJ kids: Oh shit!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!

by ESSJ Homie October 1, 2007

esse

derives from the first letter of the word Surreno:Southern Gangster

Oralé (Esse) que haces.

by DNMBLK December 22, 2009

Essam

Essam is a human that is one of a kind, they are smart, strong, and will be a very successful person on whatever that they put their mind to. Essam’s will get many girls and will usually be very rich by the end of their lives

Hey! Is that a Essam because he’s super cute, strong, and rich!

by Big dawg status February 20, 2019

essay

a long, written, assignment that could have been explained in two or three sentences.

billy said: "instead of writing an essay on the brain i wrote this, 'the brain in the nervous center of the body. without it we would not be able to do things like breathe. it works by sending electric impulses to the muscles in your body...the end'"

((of course he got a F+))

by chiunit May 13, 2009

Phat Fingered Essex Ska

Awesome venue rockin' reggae/ska/dub written, recorded and preformed by essex's finest hippies - the New Town Kings - perfect for skanking to.

Person 1: Feel like some skanking to cheer me up....
Person 2: *puts on phat fingered essex ska*
Person 1: *has never heard anything as wicked as it before and immediately starts to skank and doesn't stop until they collapse on the floor form exhaustion*

by Ska-gal July 23, 2009

Microsoft Security Essentials

Something from Microsoft that actually works

I rid my computer of vundo using Microsoft Security Essentials

by 1033955456596542 March 21, 2010