Hormonal Ejaculation is another synonym for crying, although not very subtle sounding, it does fit appropriately as shedding out tears could also be defined as ejaculating your hormones.
A :Hey did you hear? , our boy got his ass dumped by his chick last night.
B : Ah Shit, For real ?
A : Yeah ! , and that was followed by a shit load of Hormonal Ejaculation from his side.
A & B : Lol'z, Poor Him! ...
B : Ah Shit, For real ?
A : Yeah ! , and that was followed by a shit load of Hormonal Ejaculation from his side.
A & B : Lol'z, Poor Him! ...
by Eliminist August 7, 2010
Get the Hormonal Ejaculationmug. The substance produced by one's ocular cavity after watching a particularly emotional commercial regarding a long distance phone call to an elderly relative or former high school volleyball coach.
Toby, wipe that eye ejaculant off of your cheek, Dianne doesn't know what she's missing out on. Son, this too shall pass. Now finish your homework.
by Headyesq October 13, 2017
Get the Eye ejaculantmug. When your sperm is lazy and decides to reach an embryo at the last possible moment causing the child to be born unfinished or defective.
Friend 1: Oh, I didn't know your cousin had Down Syndrome.
Friend 2: Yeah, he was just another victim of procrastinate ejaculate.
Friend 2: Yeah, he was just another victim of procrastinate ejaculate.
by FuktheGaze November 1, 2017
Get the Procrastinate Ejaculatemug. by Nut_meme November 29, 2016
Get the Nuclear Ejaculationmug. When a hypebeast, who usually boasts over his ability to perform sexually, suffers from premature ejaculation.
Chris had to put a quarter in the cum-too-soon jar again after supremature ejaculating on his Nike/off—white Jordan’s that just arrived in the mail.
by Hardi B May 8, 2020
Get the Supremature Ejaculatingmug. The act of "wanking", and right as you finish, you sign a document on legalizing prostutution with your "product"
by Titty twister69 January 4, 2016
Get the Ejaculation emancipationmug. by NEVERapper27 February 12, 2019
Get the Unsolicited ejaculationmug.