emergency jerk

You had no privacy for several days and no chance to jerk off. Your balls are so sore that you cannot think straight. You jerk off the first chance you get just to relieve the tension.

I was on vacation and could not jerk off for more than a week. I was so sore that sleeping was impossible. I sneaked my way into the bathroom for an emergency jerk.

by Restoring for over five years February 16, 2015

Emergency food

Chopper. Paimon is a good choice for emergency food too.

Luffy: emergency food
Chopper: Don’t look at me!

by Joey Jackson Johnson October 10, 2022

National emergency

Something that is called for when a man-child doesn't get enough blocks for his wall-building play.

The congress refused to give money for building the wall so President Trump declared a national emergency so he can route military funding to the wall building.

by Fantasos February 16, 2019

Nail polish emergency

The tension that arises when a chick gets herself into a snit about something which is actually minor. If it had been a real emergency, it would be followed a PSA.

Realizing at the last minute that your best friend had borrowed the skirt the you were planning on wearing tonight is a nail polish emergency.

by rettanator August 15, 2009

Emerald Cove

Emerald Cove Middle school is a school where there’s a lot of fights for no reason a lot of sluts that lose their virginity at 12-14 and suck dick for money like sluts also there’s a lot of fuckboys and faggots that Juul and there’s a lot of homos there and all the teachers there are dicks and they try to get you in trouble for no reason and there is a lot of fags that think there gang members and that’s emerald cove

Hey you saw that fight at emerald cove oh you mean the 100th one this week that’s emerald cove

by I just fingered your mom May 23, 2019

Emergency Preparedness Meeting

Phrase typically used by teens as a euphemism/cover for going down the street to smoke a joint.

Teen: "Going out, Mom..."
Mom: "Where, and for what?"
Teen: "Emergency Preparedness Meeting with some friends..."
Mom: "Have fun, be back for dinner!"

by Sunshyne Lollipops February 5, 2010

Emerald Chat

Emerald chat is a site that is full of weebs and furries. It is weirdly addictive and ridiculously fun to troll.

Most of its users come from omegle, a site equally cancerous if not worse.

You use Emerald chat? man, you must be a fucking weeb

by thedemiurge2 August 5, 2017