East Side Middle School

We are located on the Upper East Side in Manhattan.We love Mr.Deneroff and don't understand why he's married to Mrs. Deneroff. We go to John Jay even though we dont really know why because its not that fun. We eat chinese food every day at lunch. The principal looks like a goat/fish and doesn't do anything all day. We play handball in gym even though its not a real sport. We make fun of the 6th graders. We hate wheely backpacks. We are scared of Skinner the security guard. We get yelled at by her about twice a day. We walk up 5 flights of stairs 3 times a day. We hate staying in for lunch. Mr.Finch tells us that we will fail at our lives. He thinks he can fly and listens to Enya. We hate the smelly deli, and get yelled at every morning for standing in the other deli without buying anything. There's always a popular group in each grade. The assistant principal looks like a super hero in a suit. We wear UGGS or CONVERSE everyday. A lot of people dress that same. The hallways are a foot wide. We take lots of pictures on Photobooth and make peace signs and kissy faces. We run into Eric on Gossip Girl a lot. BEST MIDDLE SCHOOL EVER.

Person 1: that kid looks like hes four year old why does he have a wheely backpack?
Person 2: He must be a 6th grader at East Side Middle School I can tell by looking at him.

by student alumni October 28, 2009

east coast

Don't write a definition if you've never been there
- Largest city in the nation, NYC
- Lowest obesity rate, New England
- Lots of history, Philly, DC, and Boston
- Richest state, Connecticut
- Two of most populated states, NY and Florida
- Kickass beaches, NJ, Florida, Carolinas, Rhode Island
- Top 6 smartest states all on the East Coast, Vermont Massachusetts,Connecticut,New Jersey, Maine, Virginia

Ignorant Person: East Coast sucks!

Me: What part?

Ignorant Person: idk, I've never actually been there....

**This isn't a diss to west coasters, I love California, I'm just saying we deserve more credit than we get as a region****

by Jersey Kid January 29, 2008

East Lansing

A city within Michigan that routinely has a higher-than-average temperature, due to a large amount of hot girls. When you see a snowflake, a freshman has just lost his virginity.

Just another day in East Lansing, Michigan. It's cloudy, it's dull, and there isn't a ray of sunshine penetrating the clouds. However, it's 276 degrees outside and there's three feet of snow outside the apartment. Wanna get high?

by lolredwings April 25, 2011

east japeepee

A term used to decribe a massive distance.

Well then we drove to east japeepee and all the way back.

by Kteelynn212 May 22, 2006

East Palo Alto

Murder capitol in 1992. City full of poverty and violence.Consists of 4 main areas: Tha G, Mid-Town, The Vill, and The Flooda. Borders with East Menlo Park and Palo Alto (The rich side)

I'm from the 650 where they holla at rogue in the E.a.s.t. P.a.l.o. A.l.t.o (East Palo Alto)

Vallejo, San Jo to da Rich, Frisco and EPA (Referring to East Palo Alto) in this Bitch

by young taliban July 24, 2008

east omaha ride

Stealing a car so you don't have to walk home.

That sweet ride is an east omaha ride. Where does an east omaha ride end up? In an east omaha junkyard.

by knowman March 30, 2008

east coast

opposite of west coast

by Anonymous June 19, 2003