Dry Boner

When a male gets an erection from out of nothing. It just randomly gets hard. There is no hot girl or anything else that can cause a boner.

Dude, I was sitting in chemistry when out of nowhere I got a dry boner.

by rudyj2112 August 17, 2010

dry-farming

When you drive your clenched fist straight into your girls tight and dry pussy. Once inside, expand your hand open like a blooming flower. Works for both pussy and ass.

After my mother and I finished dry-farming, we went to the zoo.

by Zesty Uncle August 19, 2020

Dry and Crusty

A colloquial expression used to describe any situation that is unsavory, unsatisfactory or in very poor condition.

I haven't had sex in months. I'm sort of dry and crusty.

I didn't wipe my ass very well. It's stating to get dry and crusty.

Have you met our new boss? Yes he's pretty dry and crusty.

Stan's mother could never figure out why his tube socks were always so dry and crusty until her friend explained it to her.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2016

Dry Spice

The act of sneaking up on someone, pulling down your pants, and spreading your butt cheeks. Once you are in position get the persons attention and then defecate once they look in your direction.

The act of defecating in front of an unsuspecting person.

A poop prank.

The camping trip was going great until Mike dry spiced on the camp fire. We had to move to a different camp site because nothing smells worse than burning shit.

by The Spice master June 7, 2013

Dry Clam

A female vagina unable to self-lubricate naturally.

Mary has a dry clam. There's no smackin that till you get the KY jelly.

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

Dry Cactus

one who doesn't put out; someone who, when in a relationship, refuses to engage in PDA; a public prude;

I hear Dori is a dry cactus with her boyfriend

by washyohands March 11, 2011

dry dome

When a girl performs oral sex on a boy when he still has his pants on, much like an OTPHJ(over the pants handjob).

My buddy Jared told me he was hooking up with a chick and very excited when she went down on him, but ended up confused and disappointed when she gave him dry dome.

by SmooTH1986 June 2, 2018