Dane

The hottest guy that is ever to live. A genius on the keys and has a God like singing voice, one that everyone wants to hear in bed. He has the most piercing eyes you will ever see, he captivates your attention and his gaze looks sexual without even trying. He is hot but doesn't know it, so he is humble about his looks. He is mysterious. He has the best smile, a hotttttt smile, and he has nice clean white teeth, and perfect lips. You wouldn't expect it because of how hot he is there has to be some flaw right? maybe a small dick? No.. he has a huge dick and fucks good. He also has a hot cum face. He has curly darker hair and always smells good. He is creative, musically talented, deep, and funny, he likes to make people laugh. He cares about his body and looking good. Girls of all races, sizes, and personalities are turned on by Dane. He is a good communicator and has good social skills which makes him even more attractive. He is also loyal, which is rare with the type of breed he is. He runs his friend group and looks out for everyone else. Dane is the guy everyone wants to be with, girls and guys.

Do you know Dane?

Oh ya! That hot guy that has a big dick!! I wanted to get with him but he is taken and soooo loyal

I know! That makes him even more attractive..

I want a Dane of my own.

Me too girl.

by quack190 April 15, 2021

Dane Cook

a celebrity, mostly despised, with a mostly juvenile fan base and doomed to have his fame move down an endless slide into irrelevance as he grows older.

Also, a celebrity who's fame will quickly die after his prime and thus become a sad, punch-line version of himself.

Dude, I saw Andrew Dice Clay last night. It was so sad. He's almost as bad now as Dane Cook.

by sketto July 29, 2012

dane cook

A chuckle-at-best of a comedian who will disappear as quick as he came. 20 years from now, he'll be as memorable as Yakov Shmirnoff or Paula Poundstone. You may have already forgotten about him and his stolen, tired act by the time your done reading this.

guy: what the hell is wrong with your hand?
dude: it's the sufi. You know.... Dane Cook.
guy: Who?...oh right that guy. (pause) I hate that I know you.

by 90% Airzooka August 23, 2007

dane cook

unfunny

dane cook is unfunny

by mrintelectual October 18, 2008

Dane Cook

Dane Cook is the epitome of douchebaggery. A comedian who appeals to mass population of Christian Bros and douches who used to be fuck ups but now are born again Christians Bros. Almost all of his jokes are not funny at all except for Isolated Incident which was of course ghost written,because what appeals to more teenage white girls than fucking Robert Pattinson , yah you guessed it. What a fucking joke, since when are comedians good looking!

Dane Cook: I wanna name my kid megatron
Me: that's fucking hilarious

by BonBonsy July 15, 2009

Danesh

A name for everything you stumble upon

This Danesh is a danesh Danesh

by Danesh November 29, 2016

daneo

daneo is a sexy boy that is smart and he goes to MS.340 and he is dating a crazy girl name brianna she get me tight sometimes but he is a good friend and very respectfull around adults and he goes to the chinese store all the time

daneo is a good friend that will help u with anyone of ur problems and he is made sexy

by veronica dunne June 22, 2017