distwackted

Getting high and loosing focus on the task at hand. Not so {supergone} like {side-twacked}, as it only invovles the singular incident.

P1-Comes into the room empty handed
P2-"Hey I thought you were going to pick me up something to
drink at the store"
P1-"I knew I was forgetting something. I was on my way there when I saw the smoke-shop, got distwackted, bought a new pipe and came straight here"

by Ben Gone November 29, 2006

Distraction Jackson

Person who is unable to grasp the concept of time and usually shows up late to everything. This person also seems to excell in Photoshop. But beware, if you are trying to pay attention to anything whilst this "Distraction Jackson" is around be prepared to be thoroughly annoyed. Also enjoys long cobs of corn.

I failed my exam becuase that fuckin Distraction Jackson wouldnt stop talking!

by windadam April 17, 2009

Distractinator

Combination of the word 'distracting' and 'procrastinator' - Someone who's pulling you down from whatever task is at hand by distracting you with their non-work-related antics.

Coworker: (doing work) Cut it out Janice, you're such a distractinator!

Janice: (throws paper airplane at coworker) Heads up, man- again! Hahaha!

by opticalmask April 10, 2010

Distrakto

a crime-fightin squirrel who uses his distracting powers to make the crooks forget what they were doing and there for unable to carry out the crime

Distrakto just saved the town and all the woodland creatures! YAY!

by Cashew the Sidemonk December 1, 2010

Distract Attack

When a parent does literally ANYTHING to distract their kid long enough to get something done. EXAMPLE: Making fart noise with mouth so your child will allow you to put clean clothes on them.

I must distract attack my child so he will let me change his MOTHERF***ING PANTS!!!

by Super Dad Zach March 1, 2013

distraction managment

your here because your stupid ass sister's Grace and Ava wont stop distracting you

I need grace and ava to stfu (DISTRACTION MANAGMENT)

by avaisscrewedup September 9, 2020

erectile distraction

When a girl has a guy friend who falls into any of these categories:

- The guy she is casually banging on the rebound
- The "best friend" she keeps on speed dial for emergency arm candy
- The Friend-zoned zombie she lets take her to comic-con, baby showers or DNC rallys

.. whom she she has absolutely, positively no desire to date, marry or much less bare the child of in ANY CONTEXT WHATSOEVER

Marsha: You and Chad are always together! Are you a thing yet?

Jessica: OMG no.. he's just my erectile distraction for this month.

Marsha: HA!! I should have known.. you'd never date a guy who drives a volvo..

by TerryCowboy December 26, 2018