disposaballs

A guy that gets used by a girl that is pretending to like him to have an escort to a party or some such event either as a stand in for her date that can't make it or just as someone to pay her way and keep her from looking alone.

Did you know who Alaina was with last night?
Naw man, he was one of her disposaballs. You know she's dating Bo, but he had to work.

by naughty monkey May 12, 2011

disposahoe

a disposable hoe a one night stand

lets go get some disposahoes at the local watering hole guys and get rid of them before sunrise

by dickmaster5000 November 25, 2013

disposal crew

(disposal crew) a Pyro maniac that burns people and buildings with a flamethrower for a price or because of mental sickness.

you need a disposal crew?

by Domdom72 September 15, 2016

disposer

Something that is a vessel for liquids

The Hotel room has disposers in the shower with shampoo instead of little bottles

by Davo1976 December 12, 2016

disposing digested food

Also known as DDF.Its when you have to poop a lot.

"Ugh,be right back I have to do my DDF stuff...."Jimmy said."What's DDF?"Bob said."Disposing Digested Food"Jimmy replied.

by helloihavecripplingdepression May 3, 2017

Disposing of an asset

When the continuation of depreciating a long term tangible asset at a diminishing value becomes unprofitable or purposeless, so the company decides to dispose of the asset at a stipulated cost which is below book value resulting in a loss which is then offsetted against the companies profits. A transaction of this nature is usually made when the asset becomes dormant and ineffective, even though it may well still be in the beginning of its life expectancy. The disposing of as asset is also written off the Balance Sheet as a long term investment and making way for a more effective and valuable long term asset.

If there is capital to be made on disposing of an asset, then both parties agree to a value where under the table cash transactions are made (off the books) and a much lower value is agreed upon (on the books) which is then recorded as a loss and offsetted against the companies net profit.

Rupert Murdoch: "I got rid of Alex!" James sighed, "I thought he was an asset, turns out he was nothing but a liability"
Alan Bond: "What do you mean you got rid of him, hope you didn't kill him"
Rupert Murdoch: "Nah, there's no gain from killing him, I sold him to the opposition and i made a profit"
Alan Bond: "Ahhhh, now I can see how Wendi Deng has asianized you"
Rupert Murdoch: "What do you mean by that?"
Alan Bond: "Nothing!, you know hoe Asians are carnivorous when it comes to money, it looks like it's rubbing off on you"
Rupert Murdoch: " Yep, learn Alan, disposing of an asset requires a lot of foot work if you know what I mean".

by A=L+P January 19, 2018

Disposomania

A psychological disorder that causes a person to keep disposing of things. It doesn't matter if they belong to him/her or not. People with such problem throw people’s stuff away without asking them. Most of it people still use it and in good conditions. A person who suffers from this disease is disposomanic.

‘I’m really sick and tired of this disposomanic; she had thrown everything I needed to break ice from the entrance door which wouldn’t close. I had to stand by all night long in case someone breaks in, while she was sleeping upstairs. I’d been telling her not to throw stuff away without asking, but she never listened. In the morning, I didn’t go to work, missed some hours from my shift, because I had to go to Canadian Tire to buy a new ice chipper. I can't handle people with disposomania anymore’

by lexico01 March 19, 2019