DILF

DILF means "Dane I'd Like to Fuck". DILF is used for describing an attractive male Dane. The Dane is hot, sexy and a God in bed. If you have a Danish boyfriend, you can say "Hey DILF" when you want to tell him you want to have sex.

DILF can also mean "Daddy I'd Like to Fuck", "Damn I'd Like to Fuck", "Dick, I'd Like to Fuck" and things like that.

"He is a DILF"
"My boyfriend is a DILF"
"I want to lose my virginity to a DILF"

by Kattegrevlingen May 9, 2019

DILF

Did you mean Glamrock Freddy?
"DILF" means Dad I'd like to fuck. similar to "Daddy"
usually use for someone who 30-50 years old man who is attractive and hot. married/have children or don't have to.
FUN FACT YOU USE USE "DILF" TO NON-HUMANS LIKE ANIMALS OR ROBOTS IF YOU WANT TO.

1: Damn... your dad is such a DILF.
2: Have you seen a bear in the mega pizza plex?
Yes... he is such a DILF.

by Wattpad LeLilCat March 15, 2022

dilf

dumbass idiotic loser fool. in other words, this is a jonad.

jonad is a dilf.
all dilfs are jonads.
i hate jonad. die.

by tangy December 16, 2004

DILF

Not Dad but disabled i'd like to fuck.

Man look her go on those wheels she's a major DILF!

by Jackizzle January 6, 2009

DILF

Dolphin I'd Like to Fuck

Oh, look at these vigorous fins, it's a DILF!

by DILF-ULB July 4, 2018

DILF

Dame I'd Like To Fuck

"Man, did you see Helen Mirren? She is one DILF!"

by Better Baby Corn December 20, 2008

DILF

Dyke I'd Like To Fuck. Similar to MILF, except referencing a hot lesbian.

Dude one: "That Portia de Rossi is one hot babe."

Dude two: "Yeah. She's a total DILF."

by weewhoore February 21, 2009