Dendrophilia

Fornication with Trees.

Keep bridgette out of the forest she's a dendrophiliac

by JDAltazar January 28, 2003

My Goat Died

One of the most successful trolls in the MMORPG called 'Runescape'. My Goat Died began trolling the clan called "Catherby" with the help of his fellow troll and irl friend, Edible Zebra in August of 2010. He has added many targets to his trolling list but his main target is still Catherby. This guy is like a one man army, he has created over 250 accounts (with names like Beaver Guts, Pet Cannibal, Skin Factory and Limping Lime). He uses these accounts to clog the ignore/ban lists of his victims(each player can only have up to 100 players on their ban/ignore list) He is notorious throughout the community of the clan "Catherby" for his nonstop trolling and ban evasion. The reason for all this trolling, as Goat says is "to provide entertainment to the players of Catherby who have a sense of humor by trolling those without one."

Toward the end of 2010, he took a break from Catherby and joined "Clantast1c". He was well behaved in this clan until the owner banned him because of what he heard Goat had done to "Catherby". Goat retaliated by bringing his 250 account army to troll Clantast1c. Within a month, Clantast1c's owner closed the clan to all outsiders for fear of Goat wreaking any more havoc.

My Goat Died has since been trolling Catherby and Tezz.

Goat has trolled other clans, but not as persistently as Catherby, Clantast1c and Tezz.

Although My Goat Died trolls a lot, he is really a nice guy. He used to troll my clan, but we eventually became good friends.

Once your clan is targeted by My Goat Died, there isn't much you can do about it.

by Creepy Onion August 6, 2011

denderphiliac

To have sex with trees

... you fuck trees nuff said

by Me February 20, 2005

dendrofiliac

person who fucks trees

latin?

you know that girl from superstar??? ya shes a dendrofiliac!

by amanda April 15, 2004

dendriurethane

A polymer composed of organic units whose carbamate (urethane) links form a distinct branching pattern.

The TesTar All-Weather Inflatable Structures Corp. erects and services the inflatable dendriurethane dome, known as the Lung, that covers the middle row of courts for the indoor season.

by Benunde March 20, 2016

Diededed

When you die so hard you have to write more suffixes to even be able to grasp how hard you died.

The more "ed"s at the end, the harder did the person die.

Boy: Did grandpa die?
Father: No he FUCKING died.

Boy: So he dieded?
Father: No son, he diedededed.
Boy: Damn

by legrandpapi May 31, 2018

DENDY

Acronym for Dead End, No Descendants. A cool wine aunt, emcel, or other social failure that either has no inclination or biological urge to reproduce. DENDYs are typically found subverting social norms and institutions that help create happy and healthy families. Other interests include socialism, "witchy" shit, climate change death cults, hair dye, hedonism, and pronouns.

Who cares what that DENDY thinks, it's not like they're going to be around much longer anyways.

by tendyboi October 11, 2019