Diaphlacent

Medical condition causing an excess of fecal matter to travel back up though your bowels and come spewing out your mouth.
Also known as 'talking shit'.
Often used as an insult to confuse stupid people.

Tom Cruise is diaphlacent.

by Naomimon July 26, 2006

ER Diagram

A diagram model used in database planning.

See Wikipedia / Entity-relationship_model

This ER Diagram is a real pain in the ass.

by Nevermind Netherlands September 13, 2007

Internet Diagnosing

The act of searching medical websites to match real or imagined symptoms in oneself or ones friends and family. This automatically makes the searcher a medical expert and this person is usually known for their hypochondriac tendencies and uncanny abilities to drive you nuts.

Woman A: (cough) "I'm not feeling so hot."

Woman B: "Do you have shortness of breath and a fever?"

Woman A: "Mayyyybe.... I feel a little warm..."

Woman B: "Let me do some internet diagnosing on WebMD....Oh my god!! You have Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis! We've gotta get you to the emergency room!"

by mel268 July 7, 2010

Ghetto Diaphragm

Noun- A Ziploc Baggie inserted into a woman's vagina in lieu of traditional diaphragm birth control

Stacie: "Erick didn't have any condoms, so i used a ghetto diaphragm instead.

by Sick sombich September 7, 2011

diagon alley

Slang term for a woman's genitalia. To be more specific, her vagina/pussy. It could also be referring to Forest.

"She had a tight diagon alley."
"Her diagon alley was getting railed, so i plowed her knockturn ally."

by Farced DD February 25, 2009

Diahrrea

A woman's natural lube for anal sex.

Bob waited for jane to have diahrrea before the backdoor adventure could begin.

by Flip May 13, 2005

Diahrrea Piledriver

When you get your girl in the piledriver position and plow her mouth till you blow...then you piledrive her skull into the concrete floor and shit all over her head...

That was a viscious "Diahrrea Piledriver" Eric gave Teddy at the Christmas Party

by Shizzle Daddy December 28, 2005