Skip to main content
A girl with many secrets and hidden talents. Nefarious and invisible to her peers. Most likely goth.
She is waiting to be discovered but, the variety of personalities, problems, and past experiences she carries with her are preventing that. For now, all she can do is hide behind her notebook.

If, and only if she opens up, the world will truly know pain and suffering.
Some girl1: who is that?
Some girl2: I think her name is Diagon... she’s a bit creepy.
SG1: she LOOKS a bit creepy. I’m gonna keep my distance.
Diagon:*looks up*

SG2: we should go... NOW!
Diagon: *mumbles* you just wait
Diagon by WPD#9999999 December 17, 2018
Diagon mug front
Get the Diagon mug.
See more merch

diagon alley 

Slang term for a woman's genitalia. To be more specific, her vagina/pussy. It could also be referring to Forest.
"She had a tight diagon alley."
"Her diagon alley was getting railed, so i plowed her knockturn ally."
diagon alley by Farced DD February 25, 2009

Diagon Alley 

n. An orgasmic or euphoric state, often times during passionate sex. It is a direct reference to the magical locale featured in many of the books in the Harry Potter series.
- "I'M GONNA TAKE YOU TO DIAGON ALLEY, BABY!"

- "OH GOD! OH GOD! I'M IN DIAGON ALLEY, OH GOOOOD!"

- "Carolyn told me she wanted to visit Diagon Alley, so I tapped her back entrance with my wand. Giggity."
Diagon Alley by acwing December 31, 2008

Diagon Alley 

Diagon Alley
n. An orgasmic or euphoric state, often times during passionate sex. It is a direct reference to the magical locale featured in many of the books in the Harry Potter series.
- "I'M GONNA TAKE YOU TO DIAGON ALLEY, BABY!"

- "OH GOD! OH GOD! I'M IN DIAGON ALLEY, OH GOOOOD!"

- "Carolyn told me she wanted to visit Diagon Alley, so I tapped her back entrance with my wand. Giggity."
Source: acwing, a series of tubes
Diagon Alley by acwing August 5, 2007

Looking for Diagon Alley 

Tripping balls. Especially to the point where one may actually be looking for diagon alley.
Man how much acid did that guy take? He's been looking for diagon alley all day!

like a million diamonds 

How the sunlight makes a lake look, shimmery, brilliant.
When the 10 year old saw the big lake for the 1st time, he said 'It looks like a million diamonds! He was quite impressed! & had never heard the phrase like a million diamonds before.

custard dragon 

When someone swallows so much cum they begin to cough it up
God look at her go she's going to be such a custard dragon later