Derrick

A derrick is the equivalent of a shit on your ass. They are full retards and they don't know basic shapes and colours . If you gave them a pencil, they will stick it up their ass and try to vomit it out.

James: Aye derrick look at this. (shows him a number)
Derrick: I'm sorry, I don't know spanish

by Cheezi ToeZ June 21, 2018

Derrick

Charming, player,smart,Athletic, handsome, talks to everybody, huge liar, takes random females to the movies, never gonna change

I talk to derrick. Girl derrick messes with everybody
what's your boyfriend name? Derrick

by putingyouonbeat October 3, 2017

Derrick

Bi-sexual male who like to dress as a maid

Derrick is super gay

by Pppoop69420119 February 10, 2022

Derrick Lam

The guy who is talking about Crack as I'm typing this, smacking his hands and pretending he is smoking a joint...hes still pretending to smoke....still.....stilll....now he is talking about butts and boobies. Now he is talking about him drinking when he was like, 8. I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!

R.I.P Derrick Lam 1:05Pm 4/18/2005.

by Lunerfox April 19, 2005

derrick mortel

can't spell the word "totally" and has bad taste in music. haha. almost joking.

you're totaly DERRICK MORTEL!
and
maaan thats totaly DERRICK MORTEL!

by christabel April 6, 2005

derrick

A whiny little bitch who has aids hair.

Dude #1: Hey who's that bald motherfucker?
Dude #2: Don't worry about that aids-hair bitch. It's just derrick.

by cybernubs December 15, 2008

Derrick

He will (fuck) you hard with his masive (cock) and will tung punch your mom.

Derrick king of (sex) man flerting and money AKA pussy getter

by Bigest Dick 69 June 6, 2018