deRiculous

If something is completly rediculous/silly/stupid.

Sam thought Matthew was being deRiculous when he said he'd stay in tonigh

by RedJeans January 23, 2007

derpcannon

A large-caliber, short-barreled firearm (by comparison to others used in similar ways) meant for creating carnage at spitting range and virtually useless at longer ranges. Examples include shotguns, most submachine guns, and on AFVs, a direct-fire mortar or a howitzer/gun (as opposed to the typical rifle or smoothbore gun).

Your rifle makes holes in things at long ranges where my derpcannon can't hit them, but my derpcannon utterly destroys them.

by Thou_Dog June 19, 2011

Herp-a-Derpin'

The act of doing something uncalled for, and or stupid, that relates nothing to the matter at hand.

Guy #1: Yo bro! Did you go to that concert last night?
Guy#2: Yeah! Fo Sho!
Girl: Hey guys! Do you wanna sign my petition to take soda out of the vending machine?!
Both Guys: Girl. Leave us alone, and quit Herp-a-Derpin'

by tkomast3r77 May 24, 2011

Derping along

1. To go about one's business.

2. To zone out and/or get lost in your own thoughts so gaze drifts.

I was derping along the other day and then WHAM, I got hit by a bus.

by rabydanimal February 26, 2011

Derich

Derich is insatiable, funny, outgoing and well versed. Talents with speech, theatrics, physical dynamic and comedic timing are intrinsic to his personality and add leverage to his already ever-growing charm. Despite particular neurotic character points, Derich's wonderful nature outshines his flaws. His commitment to family, happiness and success are well known within his close-knit circle of friends; thus, allowing him to attract the nicest, most sincere types of people as friends. Derich is a constant problem solver, which can sometimes overshadow the need for his support or understanding, however the affection and love he's capable of is something that should be written into history books. Derich is fun-loving, fresh, dynamic and amazing.

"Yeah, that's interesting. Did you see what Derich did, though?"

"Whoa, who's that charming guy? Derich? Well I'll be..."

by CypressIyago December 23, 2011

le me derpin

A phrase that describes a particularly retarded face: A retarded smile, and the eyes pointing in different directions.

*le me derpin

Mom: What are you doing?

Me: I'm derpin. See my derp face?

by derpette123456789 April 29, 2012

Derpin'

A phrase used when someone is being dumb or obviously didn't think out what they were about to say before they said it.

Teacher: "In this story, can anybody tell me what symbolizes death?"
Girl: "Whats death?"
Guy: "Really? You're straight derpin' right now"

by TheHerpaDerp April 8, 2011