DeLonker

Of the Lonker clan.

A person with an affinity for hardcore S&M internet porn.

A small negative man sometimes also referred to as a critical elf.

A homoerotic man who pressures others to share a tent with him in the mountains for the purposes of obtaining a sexual encounter.

A person who fucks his friends over by renting them the smallest piece of shit car he can get in Vegas.

Susie's mom will not let her play with Wayne because he's a DeLonker.

by Protip911 September 16, 2016

Tom Delonge

Tom Delonge, amazing singer/guitarist from Blink 182*, Boxcar Racer and Angels And Airwaves. Hottest guy alive. Look at him. LOOK at him. Ahhh. Yes. He's SOO hot.

Tom Delonge>Anyone else

*Yes, I know Mark sang aswell.

Me: Tom Delonge is SO hot and talented. Yes.
Friend: No he's not
Me: Get away from me peasant.

by IsThisNameGone July 29, 2008

Tom DeLonge

Tom DeLonge is the hottest punk-rock singer alive!! Although the band recently broke up, hes still fucking awesome!!

I love Tom DeLonge sooooo much! He is so hott!

by gwen and k-la March 18, 2005

Tom "HOT PANTS" DeLonge

One of the sexiest, hottest man alive.

masturbates like 20 million times a day. lmfao

tom delonge is so hott

by miriah December 3, 2004

TOM DELONGE

Thomas Mathe Delonge "formally known as quitar hero form blink 182" is the coolest hottest g-tar player out there. He is starting a new project called Ava.

Omg I soo want in tom delonges pants.

by lisa limo May 4, 2006

deloache

v. 1. To have a goal and accomplish it
2. To have a hot girlfriend
3. To be completely honorable and appropriate in any setting

n. 1. The inability to get over a girl for 2+ months

Matthew tried to deloache it on Spring Break, but he got shut down.

by oh yeah buddy April 18, 2004

Delonte

A cute ass nigga dont fuck wut him he will fuck u up iff no funny shit all he do is wheelie stay bout hus love ones

People-oh shit there go Delonte!
Girls-Ahh here comes delonte cute ass😍

by #Lynneshacutie June 3, 2018