dabsent

When you are too high to show up to school or work because you took dabs (highly concentrated THC wax heated and used with a glass nail or a skillet)

Ben: Wow, that was a fat dab, I think I'm too posted to go to school now.

Evan : Yeah, I think I'm going to be dabsent too.

Ben : Unexcused dabsence, fooook yeah.

Evan : I'm hungry.

by scoobysnax September 3, 2012

Dateable

1. Better than fuckable. Used to describe someone who is hot enough that you would date them. Can include someone who is only decently good looking, but has a great personality.

2. Someone who you actually like, as opposed to fuckable, which is purely sexual. A datable guy or girl is someone you enjoy talking to and would ALSO like to fuck.

John: I was talking to Shannon last night. Damn, that girl is hot.
Eric: Woah, woah, woah. Do you mean fuckable hot or dateable hot?

by sunshinedown November 10, 2010

Friend Date

A group of two or more friends hanging out with no intentions of any romantic feelings coming into play. They do things such as eat lunch dinner, Hang out , watch movies ect..

Bob sue and jack went to the movies on a friend date

by LittleChildOfJesus January 3, 2012

date whore

A bitch that pretends to like a dude so that she is able to go on dates. Usually this girl is pretty hot and able to trick the guy into spending money on her. When the guy begins to wonder if he is being used or if she truely likes her, she will then tell the guy that they are just friends and move on to the next mark.

Man that hot ass Tiffany bitch didn't want a dirty sandman, dirty seagull or to fuck she was just being a date whore.

by Yerby October 18, 2006

safety date

A person that accompanies you to friend's or family event. a) Giving the appearance that you are seeing people and not isolated from society. b) To avoid being set up on blind dates by well meaning friends.

Jack brought a saftey date to his aunt's dinner party. He did this because his aunt considered herself an "accomplished match maker."

by Ensoe September 6, 2005

do you date?

This is the pass code in some areas where prostitution takes place. Usually implies a solicitation from a cheap prostitute.

So you are walking downtown Baltimore late at night coming in from the bar and some trashy looking female you pass ask:

"Do you date?"

If you want to avoid chlamydia, you say "NO".

by Doomsday Battalion August 28, 2009

Date a Live

A legendary anime with so many wifu's. Main character : Shido Itsuka . This playboy (but adorable) kid kisses spirits as a JOB and its somehow very entertaining to watch. Available on Anime.dao.com

Person1 : Hey what are you watchi- WOAH WHOS THAT ??
Person2 : Oh this anime called Date a live, this is a hot spirit ;0

by whatareyouatoad? May 19, 2020