login(E)i-ready(E)com[e]student[e]dashboard[e]home

Hell: Internet edition.

Person 1: "login(E)i-ready(E)comestudentedashboardehome sucks"
Person 2: "Agreed"
Teacher: "What no it's a platform that you can learn on!!! Its not a platform that causes suicide!!"

by Its not Myapps, its Myassp. May 17, 2022

dashboard cutie

Girl who has an attractive face, but the rest is not so attractive. When you see someone in a vehicle you mainly see what is below the face/head level.

I was in the parking lot at the mall and saw this girl who was nice. Until she got out of her car and I found out she was a dashboard cutie

by believermn November 5, 2007

dashboards

A group of people who are whiny and self-absorbed, cannot get enough of themsleves, and are constanly talking about their boring excapades.

I hate that stupid group of Dashboards all they talk about is their stupid little problems.

by Tanya Prinzing August 30, 2006

Dashboard Confessional

A type of disorder in which you are inclinded to tell the truth while in the car.

Disorder geneticaly found in white people, general rich (higher class, coming from higher class generations, reason: found in caviar originaly)

My girlfriend dumped me because i told her i tried to slit my wrist while driving to a emo concert.

by Balishma January 9, 2005

dashboard in real life

the xbox live term of killing yourself in real life, giving up on life, or just being gay

Wow Richard Donnelly should dashboard in real life.

by Master Chug December 15, 2010

dashboard confessional

a decent band that became sell outs once MTV discovered them and they made a crappy ass video for hands down and perverted it.

dashboard confessional used to be good.

by Dorkay November 28, 2003

dashboard

A new feature released in Mac OSX 10.4 which allows users to use a number of widgets. Activated by hitting F-12 or FN+F-12, it is often envied by users of Microsoft Windoze.

I just put the latest widget on my dashboard.

The weather in angola? Let me check my dashboard.

by KD5PBO July 29, 2008