daily express

Essentially, the Daily Mail for the over 60s.

I'm about to have a Daily Express moment: "STOP ASYLUM SEEK....". What was I saying?

by Disgusted of Tonbridge Wells April 22, 2005

Dallas Winston

he is a character from the outsiders. he is very hot and good looking. he loves Johnny cade and again, he is VERY good looking. he dies in the end and it is very sad.

Dallas Winston is so hot!
I want all the kids in my school to look like Dallas Winston.

by hhahaahhaha May 2, 2019

south dallas

This is in fact the Hardest part of Dallas, it contains Bloods and Crip hoods and has one of the highest crime rates in Dallas. South Dallas is known for drugs and violence so don't come if you scary or can't fight. It has The Biggest Fair in the World and is home to The Biggest artist to come out of Dallas period Ms. Erykah Badu and Big Tuck etc. It is the heart of Dallas. They don't say South Dallas, they normally slur the words and say Sal Dallas... Normally called a island because it's only a few ways to get there and it's mostly by bridge. The Blood hoods are 44 Oakland, The younger 007 Bonton, and 232 Turner Courts... The Crip hoods are 42 Oakland, 187 Park Row, Lagow Park, and 357 Dixon... One of the biggest attractions in Dallas.

South Dallas is the home of the fair

by South Dallas Anonymous December 12, 2018

The Dallas Misfire

When a guy is titty fucking a girl and cums but accidentally hits himself in the face with the baby batter.

Dude, did you hear that Jimmy pulled a The Dallas Misfire last night? Made himself look like a glazed donut!

by mpowell710 July 29, 2023

Geometry Dash Daily Chat

The GD Daily Chat is a place where people say "fart" and people laugh

I said "fart" in Geometry Dash Daily Chat and people told me to kill myself

by PikaaGD January 21, 2023

daliya

the baddest bitch in the building and people wish they were her PERIOD MOMENT!!!!!!!!!!!

ommmmg queeen is that daliya

by queenmoment November 11, 2021

The Daily Mail

1.An awful newspaper with bad,bad jounalism.
It supported the nazis (no joke),is anti-abortion,anti-imigration,racist and homophobic.
Only last week it attacked My Chemical Romance and other such emo bands in a manner reminiscent of post-Columbine articles about Marylin Manson.The aricle claimed the band promote self harm and warned parents about the "dangerous" emo cult. Incredibly,it also caled Green Day emo.
In short,if The Daily Mail had it's way all teenagers would be locked up,the BNP would rule the country and we'd all wear swastikas.
2.A story made up of unbelievable lies is often reffered to as "Daily Mail-esqe"

" The internet has many sites dedicated to Emo fashion (dyed black hair brushed over your face, layering, black, black, black), Emo bands (Green Day, My Chemical Romance), Emo conversation (sighing, wailing, poetry)."

"The courting of misery and death is a long-established teenage tradition. How many bedroom walls have been plastered with posters of drippy pre-Raphaelite heroines, or Marc Bolan or Kurt Cobain?"

"But compared to the music, the poetry is positively cheerful. The Gothic bands have names such as Bloody, Dead And Sexy or Colder Than Death."

Qoutes from The Daily Mail.
2."And then the black guy stole my baby and the gay man shot my husband and then the emo kid commited suicide right there in front of me!"
"Are you from The Daily Mil?"

FUCK THE DAILY MAIL!

by bandanasrerad August 31, 2006