five dueces

1. the equivalent of having a dime piece; in simple math terms five ugly women with enough attractive qualities between them to represent one attractive woman otherwise known as a ten or a dime

Dirty Pimp: Damn mane, I caint get my dime so Ima have five dueces!

by burgstyle July 7, 2005

Noodle duecing

When a male is jacking off while taking a dump.

Dude, my wife caught me noodle duecing tonight!

by Secretuser123 June 2, 2013

hoover duece

back in the 60s hoover bloods were called hoover duece becuz there main stay at was hoover and 62 and hoover has six letters they also called themselves 62 hoovers.

hoovers use to call themselves hoover dueces but they expanded so much more than 62 and hoover that they now just call themselves hoovers

by marcos enemy of robins August 25, 2006

dropping the duece

the act or an instance of taking a shit or performing the "number 2".

Sorry I couldn't get to your phone call last night. I was on the crapper blowing out my ass and dropping the duece.

by royale11 August 8, 2008

double duece

when two people press their ass holes together and shit into one another's ass hole

double duece is an action similar to 2girls1cup, 2girls1finger, and 4 girls fingerpaint

by Laxative Excrament March 1, 2008

drop a duece

1: The act of taking a shit, literrally, a number 2.

2: The act of taking a shit so large, two flushes were needed.

Man, my bathroom always smells after you drop a duece!

"Toilet almost got clogged..."
"You drop a duece?"
"Yah, I shoulda flushed twice but I didnt."

by Dragonbreathp9d August 14, 2006

Dirty dueces

The 32oz miller high life bottles.

Dude me and james are sipping on some dirty dueces!

by Veneman Burns February 17, 2010