five dueces

1. the equivalent of having a dime piece; in simple math terms five ugly women with enough attractive qualities between them to represent one attractive woman otherwise known as a ten or a dime
Dirty Pimp: Damn mane, I caint get my dime so Ima have five dueces!
by burgstyle June 27, 2005
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Noodle duecing

When a male is jacking off while taking a dump.
Dude, my wife caught me noodle duecing tonight!
by Secretuser123 June 01, 2013
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hoover duece

back in the 60s hoover bloods were called hoover duece becuz there main stay at was hoover and 62 and hoover has six letters they also called themselves 62 hoovers.
hoovers use to call themselves hoover dueces but they expanded so much more than 62 and hoover that they now just call themselves hoovers
by marcos enemy of robins August 26, 2006
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dropping the duece

the act or an instance of taking a shit or performing the "number 2".
Sorry I couldn't get to your phone call last night. I was on the crapper blowing out my ass and dropping the duece.
by royale11 July 15, 2008
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double duece

when two people press their ass holes together and shit into one another's ass hole
double duece is an action similar to 2girls1cup, 2girls1finger, and 4 girls fingerpaint
by Laxative Excrament March 01, 2008
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drop a duece

1: The act of taking a shit, literrally, a number 2.

2: The act of taking a shit so large, two flushes were needed.
Man, my bathroom always smells after you drop a duece!

"Toilet almost got clogged..."
"You drop a duece?"
"Yah, I shoulda flushed twice but I didnt."
by Dragonbreathp9d August 14, 2006
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snap a duece

A shit while in a public bathroom, that you do not flush, knowing someone else will have to gag at the sight... crying, "Oh snap!" People who snap a duece are either proud of their mess and want witnesses or have a good laugh while shitting and thinking about the "Oh snap" moment that renders the stall useless until the cleaners get called in.
Andrew - "Why are you smiling coming out of the washroom? Did you snap a duece or something?"

Jonny - "Oh man, my shit was a weird grey color! I just couldn't flush it. The janitor probably won't believe it either! I can just imagine the snap on his face."

Andrew - "It does make you laugh a bit - snapping a duece."
by Double-jointed donkey October 18, 2017
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