MILF dud

A milf who looks hot from behind but then turns around and her aged face scares us back to females younger than us where we planned to go all along.

"5% of older women are sometimes hot. The rest are varying degrees of milf dud. If they were cuter in the face, more males would marry females older than us instead of constantly downwards. "

by Joggles28 December 30, 2008

cum dud

The tasty snack that is produced when a woman (or man's) navel is filled to the brim with semen and left to harden. This treat is generally discovered (and enjoyed) the morning following the sexual encounter and is known for its crumbly exterior and gooey center.

The cum dud is a delicate, savory snack; one of my favourite breakfast treats.

by tres delinquentes December 15, 2009

Milk Dud

When you put a dab in the tip of your dick and cum into your nail for a milky hit from your rig.

I burnt my dick doing this milk dud but I'm so high I can't even feel it yet.

by Boner negro July 26, 2019

milk dud

A cow that no longer gives milk.

Previously a top producer on the ranch, that Geraldine is now a certified milk dud.

by Prarie Sequin March 5, 2010

Milk Dud

A synonym to Shooting Blanks used to explain when the male ejaculates without any sperm being present.

"I shot a Milk dud" "He shot a Milk Dud"

by matt.gentry March 7, 2015

milk dud daddy

Afro-American pimp that pays well but also abuses his bitch.

My milk dud daddy pimps me out.

by RufusMcMinister February 15, 2006

Milk Dud

Those small pebble like turd droppings that float around in the toilet water or possibly in your pants. Similar to dingle balls

Oh man, I tried to fart and blew out a couple a milk duds instead.

by outonbail October 20, 2003