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douchefecta

When one is wearing a sleeveless shirt, snap back, and a big chain necklace at the same time, making them look like a douche.
Guy 1: That guy has a sleeveless shirt, snap back and look at his huge chain!
Guy 2: He just completed the douchefecta!
by Hairy Mcbuttox August 8, 2012
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doucheberry juice

When a douchebag starts sweating because he knows the words coming out of his mouth are complete and utter bullshit.
Jason: Does Calvin even know what the hell he's talking about?
Colin: No...look he's sweating out doucheberry juice
by Jason696969 April 24, 2013
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Doucheneck

T shirt buying sabotaged when you pick up a seemingly perfectly good T-shirt in a shop, go to try it on and then discover that the neck hole is super-wide exposing half your chest - thus making you look like a roid-munching D-Bag from Geordie Shore.
"I was about to buy a wicked T shirt in a shop, then I tried it on and saw it had Doucheneck. Now I'm off to stab Ed Hardy in both eyes."
by spafflizard May 21, 2013
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Doucheberg

A doucheberg is a person that's such a huge douche, that what you see, you're still just barely scratching the surface. All you're really seeing is the 10% of the douche that's on the surface, and that there's still a whole other 90% douche under the surface, that you still haven't seen.
John is such a doucheberg that the day after a first date, he called her at 2am, drunk off his ass, so she could pick him up and also asked if he could stay at her place.
by Snarf74 July 23, 2015
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Douchepecker

Noun.

When one is being a complete jerk or ass. Typically a man.
Douchebag
Why do you have to be such a douchepecker?
by Halleybug September 5, 2016
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Douchemeleon

A word comprised of douche and chameleon. (n) A douche bag that is able to disguise his doucheyness from other douches so that they do not know that the douchemeleon is a douche.
Seth Macfarlane is a Douchemeleon.
by Tman2217 July 28, 2016
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Doucheterstrudel

That Brad is a real doucheterstrudel.
by Kpmadness July 18, 2016
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