Dishlexic

1)Someone who can't cook or wash dishes. Useless in the kitchen.

2) someone who follows even a simple recipe and it still turns out nothing like it.
3) a very messy cook, dirties alot of dishes for a simple meal, bench clutter, doesnt clean as you go.

"Shes so dishlexic, I went to her house, a weeks worth of dishes were piled up. She cooked me packet crap that tasted foul."
"I followed exactly what the recipe said, and it didn't turn out close to how it should. I must be dishlexic, this always happens".
"Dude, theres shit everywhere, how did you manage to dirty all them dishes, just to make a pasta bake from leftover pasta? Clean as you go while it's in the oven. You got more of it on the bench than in the tray, just about, are you dishlexic?".

by MT83 July 29, 2022

Dyslexic

Ruby Malone

Ruby Malone is dyslexic

by Sillylittletrollop January 13, 2023

Duslexic

A better way of saying dyslexic

Laila is duslexic

by Lolab January 16, 2023

Dyslexican

a dyslexic person of Mexican decent.

Oh Pedro? Yeah he's a Dyslexican.

by Dyslexican July 18, 2023

Dyslexic Ginger

A Dyslexic Ginger is a ginger or redheaded person with the reading disability known as dyslexia which affects reading, spelling, and writing.

Jack: Hey Bob, who's that new kid?
Bob: Oh that carrot-top? Idk, but his hand writing is so bad dude.
Jack: So practically a Dyslexic Ginger
Bob: A what?
Jack: Look it up on urban dictionary

by The One who broke the Clock January 22, 2024

dyslexicographia

inability to sort things in lexicographic (dictionary) order

like dyslexia

A: Which comes first in the dictionary: "inanimate" or "imp"?
B: idk, I have dyslexicographia

by aaaaaahhhhhhhh November 28, 2023

Dyslexic

Nathan

Nathan is the textbook definition of dyslexic

by wldn6c April 5, 2024