dyslexicographia 

inability to sort things in lexicographic (dictionary) order

like dyslexia

A: Which comes first in the dictionary: "inanimate" or "imp"?
B: idk, I have dyslexicographia

dyslexicographia by aaaaaahhhhhhhh November 28, 2023

Dyslexicography 

The act of writing wrong dictionaries, with results usually displayed on English-language street signs in non English-speaking countries or poorly-translated product labels

Dyslexicography examples include: ''WORKING VEIHCLE ENTERY AND EXIT '(Israel); 'PLEASE PAY YOUR PARKING FEE BEFORE EXISTING' (Israel); ''DEFORMED MAN TOILET' (China); 'ERECTION IN PROGRESS '(China) ; 'CHOCOLATE SPREAD IS PERFECT FOR FEELING SANDWICHES'

Dyslexicography by sid_sloth June 29, 2016

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004