dyslexicographia 

inability to sort things in lexicographic (dictionary) order

like dyslexia

A: Which comes first in the dictionary: "inanimate" or "imp"?
B: idk, I have dyslexicographia

dyslexicographia by aaaaaahhhhhhhh November 28, 2023

Dyslexicography 

The act of writing wrong dictionaries, with results usually displayed on English-language street signs in non English-speaking countries or poorly-translated product labels

Dyslexicography examples include: ''WORKING VEIHCLE ENTERY AND EXIT '(Israel); 'PLEASE PAY YOUR PARKING FEE BEFORE EXISTING' (Israel); ''DEFORMED MAN TOILET' (China); 'ERECTION IN PROGRESS '(China) ; 'CHOCOLATE SPREAD IS PERFECT FOR FEELING SANDWICHES'

Dyslexicography by sid_sloth June 29, 2016