DILF

An acronym for "Diplomat I'd Like to F***". A DILF is any man or group of men who are incredibly talented, attractive, care about social, economic, and environmental issues, and have been awarded Diplomatic Status due to their Global Achievements.

They have killer smiles and a childlike joy, but their passion & eloquence when speaking about important global issues is a total panty-dropper. If anyone can change the world, it's them. They also radiate Big Dick Energy. Massive.

Did you see BTS' speech at the United Nations Assembly? They looked so good! Damn, that duality!! I swear to God, they are such DILFS! After seeing them in those suits, my panties can now single-handedly solve California's water crisis!!

by BangtanBaddie.061313 September 20, 2021

dilf

dilf… Dad id like to fuck, who doesnt want to fuck a hot dad?

oh do i EVER love dilfs

by dilflover4life October 15, 2022

dilf

dumbass idiotic loser fool. in other words, this is a jonad.

jonad is a dilf.
all dilfs are jonads.
i hate jonad. die.

by tangy December 17, 2004

DILF

Not Dad but disabled i'd like to fuck.

Man look her go on those wheels she's a major DILF!

by Jackizzle November 26, 2007

DILF

Dolphin I'd Like to Fuck

Oh, look at these vigorous fins, it's a DILF!

by DILF-ULB July 04, 2018

DILF

Dame I'd Like To Fuck

"Man, did you see Helen Mirren? She is one DILF!"

by Better Baby Corn December 15, 2008

DILF

Dyke I'd Like To Fuck. Similar to MILF, except referencing a hot lesbian.

Dude one: "That Portia de Rossi is one hot babe."

Dude two: "Yeah. She's a total DILF."

by weewhoore October 17, 2008