Dave

As defined in the "Brocabulary", "Dave" refers to the Dave Matthews Band (DMB). Dave Matthews Band concerts are mainly attended by high school and college students, most of whom are too drunk from tailgating to make it to the actual show. Those who aren't too drunk have the pleasure of enjoying Dave and company's 30 minute jazz odysseys while smoking weed.
(1) "Yo bro, you goin' to Dave this summer?"
"Yeah dude, lawn seats for both nights. Totally getting shitfaced."

(2) "I was so high at Dave last night that I actually liked his music."
by Erin BROckovich November 04, 2010
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Daved

When playing Disc Golf, if a person walks in the way of the person throwing, after being warned, and gets nailed by the disc which could leave a nice welt.
Oh shit, that motherfucker just got daved, that had to hurt.
by Broass June 09, 2006
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The Dave

A sexual act in which you wait until your partner fully undresses then you sit down on the edge of the bed and convince them that your life is worthless because you are the worst off person in the world. Then you go sit in the closet, cry, masturbate to a poster of Jeff Gordon while using your tears as lubricant, then attempt to kill yourself and fail. Repeat as necessary.
Dave Castleberry is The Dave
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dave

"I need to lay a stinkin' dave"
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Daved

A form of the word Dave, it means to be pussy whipped, and your girlfriends bitch, even though you aren't even engaged.
You are so fucking Daved
by vshankthetank December 09, 2010
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Dave

Dave is a guy with quad chins and most likely gay.
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A Dave

A Dave aka a 'David Bowie' (blowie) is the act of falatio or a blow job.
John 'did you see Emma last night?'

Duncan 'yeah that bitch was giving a Dave all night!!!'
by Slinks July 23, 2014
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