Pretentious customer

Usually a very petty person with a limited point of view and absolutely no patience. One that thinks that the express lane is only for them!

A pretentious customer is one to think it is okay to cut in front of everyone with a full cart through the speed lane because they don't want to wait in that long line over there. I'm a special snowflake.

by Linit March 29, 2017

ultimate customer experience

When a company or organization provides customer service that exceeds all expectations and you walk away feeling like a pretty princess. Abbreviated as UCE.

I just went to the scooter shop and had the ultimate customer experience.

by babouarcher June 30, 2017

Big Customer

When someone loves strawberry Oak milk so much he becomes a Fitzy

“Man I’m such a big customer I have that toilet a blasting after”

by Marqueefa October 25, 2017

Big Customer

Ya main customer when ya selling drugs.

"You tryna meet my boy, hes bouta pick up a couple zips real quick hes one of my big customers."

by Alcohol n juuls August 13, 2018

The Customers

A mediocre garage surf band made up of high school kids in south jersey that sounds a little too much like the growlers. Chances are if you go to one of their gigs you arent going for the music.

Yo are you going to the customers tonight?
Yeah man how much are they selling cigs for?

by sunnysideup56 February 3, 2020

Grumpy Customer

A really big dump, that may or may not be currently slamming against your rectum.

Hey guys, I'd love to help you, but I've got one hell of a grumpy customer right now. It requires my full attention.

by walrusnuts November 18, 2020

Pelatis (Customer)

The one who goes to a 5v5 game and ends up with 2.3k damage and 0 vision score

-Hey did you win that game?
-NO our ashe bot was a Pelatis (Customer)

by HliasTrogloduths November 20, 2020