Chronic Fail

Its not fail, its not even epic fail...
its chronic fail

Kieran: My coursework got marked yesterday, i got an A*.
Unfortunately i lost it this morning
Phil: Ahaha Chronic Fail!

by Roflolrus May 12, 2009

Chronic Blower

One who can smoke marijuana with extreme proficiency and precision.

Kyle Buck is a certified chronic blower.

by 98626 August 12, 2009

chron-block

when a weed dealer keeps telling you the shipment is on its way so that you don't take your business elsewhere. it is basically cock-blocking weed sales

Juice: "yeah i am about to pick up some fire right now."
Buyer: "you sure cause i'm tryna smoke a blunt son"
Juice: "yeah dog on my way"

48 hrs later...... still no chron, and you missed picking up tree from someone else

YOU JUST GOT CHRON-BLOCKED

by 420 assassin December 15, 2011

chron-block

when a weed dealer keeps telling you the shipment is on the way so you don't take your business elsewhere.
it is like cock-blocking, but with weed sales.

Juice: "Yeah. I am about to pick up some weed right now."
Me: "okay because I am really tryna smoke a blunt."

48 hours later.......still no weed

Juice: "yeah my man is about to come though with some fire."
Me: "bullshit. stop trying to chron-block"

by jonnyfuckinblaze December 15, 2011

Chronic Boneritus

Masturbating and soon after, achieving another massive erection.

male 1: "Dude! I just jacked off five minutes ago, and i have another boner."

male 2: "Did you check with your doctor, becuase you might have Chronic Boneritus."

by yungdaisy December 31, 2011

Chronic Method

A method for talking to bitches in a dirty way using sophisticated terms.

Ryan: I asked Jazmine if I could make the beast with two backs and she said yes.
Wade: Bro I told you the Chronic Method never fails.

by The Chronic Method May 18, 2016

Chronic the Hedgehog

The title for Sonic's original film design.

Because it's definitely not Sonic.

"Hey look, it's Chronic the Hedgehog!"
"OH JESUS FUCK."

by McHodges713 January 30, 2020