Being as a cool as a cucumber is a very hard thing to achieve. One must be intensely cool to be as cool as a cucumber. Cool as a cucumber means that you are one the coolest people of all time.
by Uc0n March 15, 2019

When you take a cucumber and stick it in boiling water for a few minutes, take it and hollow it out, then jack off until orgasm. It feels so good.
Guy1: Dude, what are you gonna to tonight?
Guy2: I think I'm gonna watch some porn while wanking cucumber style.
Guy1: Nice. Wanna do it together?
Guy2: Sure.
Guy2: I think I'm gonna watch some porn while wanking cucumber style.
Guy1: Nice. Wanna do it together?
Guy2: Sure.
by teenagewanker January 20, 2008

Noun. A man with a small penis. Named after the popular British tea sandwich which, though tasty, is not quite filling and leaves you wanting more.
by Kitterbang February 17, 2010

A Raw Cucumber is when a male whom is a virgin, "gets freaky" with a female whom isn't a virgin, afterward, the Raw Cucumber, is now the Cooked Cucumber.
by The Iterus August 12, 2009

When a man takes the fresh, wet grass from the bottom of his lawn mower, wraps his dick with it, then sticks it in a girl's butt.
Mac: What did you do today?
PC: Mowed my lawn, collected the grass, went to the girlfriend's, then finished with a Mexican Cucumber!
Mac: RIGHTEOUS!!!!!!
PC: Mowed my lawn, collected the grass, went to the girlfriend's, then finished with a Mexican Cucumber!
Mac: RIGHTEOUS!!!!!!
by Pwnholycows December 7, 2011

After a hot dream about Bea Arthur, I woke up and saw I had a raging morning cucumber. But no Bea Arthur. Damn!
by CrazyPants McGee September 13, 2009

One who has a extreme infatuation with stealing cucumbers from grocery stores and using them as sex toys during homosexual intercourse.
by The Mile-High Kid May 27, 2008
