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cubano

Finest cuban cigars, rolled between the thighs of naked virgins. Sold in the walk in humidor on the Highway.
Awesome.
Jimskey Gaidmonds does not partake in these.
See also, fever, chocolate fever, angus, angry angus
Let's go to Spearmints, smoke some fat cubanos and get the fever on.

It's half time, get the cubanos in you fag.
by boohog June 8, 2004
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Cuban Deli Crisis

When you are fucking a girl over the kitchen counter, on which there are assorted sandwhich materials. If she doesn't finish making a sandwhich before you ejaculate, you are to kill her.
Dude, last night I was totally had a cuban deli crisis. Now I'm single -and- hungry.
by Pussy Ninja June 9, 2009
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Cuban Nachos

Cuban Nachos

While having sexual intercourse, the male puts tortilla chips on the female's chest. The male then busts a nut on her chest, sprinkling the cum to make the "cheese" all over the chips. Then the male takes a shit on the chest of the female on top of the chips to give it the "chili" part. The male then grabs an oven mitt and smashes the chips cum and shit together to make the nachos. The male then proceeds to titty fuck the female.
I use those Cuban Nachos on her all the time.
by sorcerertom February 18, 2015
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The Cuban Treatment

To get stufpified drunk and punch a hole in a wall, only to cover it with a Cuban flag. Used as a common threat to a person.
"Dude Masen was so plastered last night, he gave Calvin the Cuban Treatment last night!"
by Forestman March 19, 2010
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Cuban

1. A person of cuban nationality or origin.

2. A person who has superior dancing skills, usually involving ass shaking, grinding, or reggaeton.

3. (adj.) sexy.
1. I'm Cuban, my mom is from Cuba.

2. "She is so Cuban on the dance floor..."

3. Damn, that girl is cuban.
by Andrés el nadador June 11, 2008
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Cuban Kiss

An enthusiastic blowjob adminstered by a woman of Cuban descent. A well executed Cuban Kiss is so exciting that it often results in an orgasm for both the woman and the man.
My girl is driving me nuts but her Cuban Kisses make it all worth it.
by tennis330 June 13, 2010
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Cuban

The best thing to be. The coolest and most talented people in the world. And they come in all races.
Andy Garcia, Celia Cruz, Fat Joe, Gloria Estafan, etc.
by cUbAn_StEvE April 9, 2005
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