Cover Yourself in Oil day

Cover yourself in oil day is a special day in December 22 it's usually raining and you need to cover yourself in oil with any means Punching scp 015 or with a Traditional way grabing a bucket with oil and tuning it up side down to cover your head and other ways youll be screaming for 3 days but thats just the preperation on the fourth day you can fly freely until the oil dryes off or it stops raining

Oil floats on water
1.wait for it to rain
2. cover yourself in oil
3.fly

But remember! It's cover yourself in oil day!

by Szpieg2000 December 9, 2020

Clover Keith

Award-winning point of sale technology consultant notorious for saying “I gotta boot up.”

If it weren’t for Clover Keith, our restaurant would still be in the Stone Age.

by Clover Keith March 10, 2022

Hoove covers

a large persons foot covered with a sock....to prevent the noice during a stampede. to prevent those embarassing moments at the beach

Honey put on your hoove covers before you scratch the new hard wood floors.

by weknowstuff August 11, 2009

Wagon - Covered Blumpkin

A maneuver in which a female gives oral sex to a male whilst he is defecating, while she has a sheet over her head thus trapping odor as well as any backsplash. The etymology is based on the fact that this maneuver, when properly set up and executed, resembles a pioneers wagon.

I was in a rush so I had to kill two birds with one stone and get a wagon - covered blumpkin from your mom this morning.

by rustytbone December 13, 2009

loaf cover

The first slice in a bag of bread, usually the heel or first one or two slices, that everyone reaches past to get to the fresher ones as the bread gets eaten.

Awww, damn, I wanted a sandwich but we're down to just the heel and the loaf cover!

by ttaz4dqm September 26, 2010

Snow covered shit cakes

When you take a nice dump and cover it in jizz, then watch as your partner eats it.

Guy 1: Dude I made a batch of snow covered shit cakes for your sister last night.

Guy 2: Sweet!

by yeaibet5286 May 27, 2011

Cum Covered Whacko

A nasty middle aged man who lives in his parents basement. Who is dressed in a filthy t-shirt with his pants partially pulled down while sitting in front of his computer with his dick in hand beating off to some type of disturbing pornographic images/video.

Pat MC is such a cum covered whacko.

That dude will never get laid. He’s such a cum covered whacko!

by Lil Tope April 12, 2020