craptop

a sad exuse for a laptop

person 1:look at that little laptop its sooo cute
person 2: you mean that craptop

by beasties31 November 25, 2009

Cristo

Cool and sexy (usually danish)guy, who likes to have fun and is a nice person and takes care of people. He always watches out for people's feelings, he is also a good comedian. Everyone loves him all who don't can be defined as Otsirc, the exact opposite of a Cristo.

Oh, John your a cristo!

Your a cristo mate, you really are.

Thanks for the help, you can consider yourself a cristo

by Cristo SG July 30, 2004

criptappin

a crip walk while sitting down

you sit down and c walk

by sampson jones November 5, 2003

cristofer

cristofer is usually a very sexy person. cristofer usually is friends with someone who really really really likes him but he does nothing about it. he goes out with someone else instead. but that doesnt mean cristofer is a mean person. he still is a very hott person. he is also a very nicee person. and a good listnener. he is one of my favoritest computer friends ever. ily budd.

cristofer_cress

by x0xbrittanyx0x March 17, 2009

crypto-geek

One who hides "nerdy" interests while maintaing an outwardly "normal" appearance, esp. someone who one would not expect to pursue such interests, such as a jock. A crypto-geek would usually be embarassed if these interests were revealed to his or her main circle of associates.

I didn't realize John was a crypto-geek; who would have thought the captain of the football team plays Dungeons and Dragons?

by Matthew Lind July 23, 2005

Cristopher Penaldus

a statpadder who discovers unknown countries
every international break. also a 6 time dubai
d'or winner and a 5 time fraudulent champions
league winner with penited and vardrid. is
known to disappear in big matches.

Cristopher Penaldus has taught me countries like Armenia, Latvia, and Lithuania.

by Penaldo is finished February 25, 2022

CRIPtaining

A Crip That Is Maintaining

I Just Been CRIPtaining Making This Money.

by GhettoQueen September 24, 2016