crapparatus

An electrical and/or mechanical apparatus that has taken hours or days of your time to design and assemble, but that either does not work at all or works so badly that it needs to be scrapped.

Where’s the oscilloscope?
It’s part of that crapparatus I just wasted a week on.

by Hatchetface September 6, 2007

creapaholic

Someone that is creapy, disgusting, or possibly a pedophile. They enjoy or are addicted to being a creap. *see creapa-creapaholic

"Oh my god! That old man looking at your but is such a creapaholic!"

by TACCO November 10, 2007

crappacino

the disgusting free coffee that is served at your place of employment that looks like & has the consistency of dirty motor oil.

I'm headed to the coffee station for a crappacino, anyone want to join me?

by bellibutton May 28, 2011

crepple

The area of skin above the eye and below the brow that has become wrinkled. From Canadian decent, this word was developed among skin care professionals to describe the wrinkling of the eyelid.

At the age of 35 , i looked at myself in the mirror and noticed my eyelids developed a slight crepple

by meinster November 25, 2011

creppito

When some one rolls a crepe it a burrito looking fashion.

Caitlin: How do you eat your crepe?
Melissa: I roll it like a burrito
Caitlin: Creppito!

by iloveawesomethings November 5, 2011

Croppage

Synonym to Whipped. To describe one who is totally and utterly controlled by another.
variations, "Cropped", "Croppaged".

Wow, John is Croppaged.

by WMTReborn May 4, 2013

Creppy

Nothing but at the same time everything

Moff: You are pretty creppy today Squish
Squish: you are creppy as well today Moff
Moff: What did you just call me you little bitch, do you want your head kicked in?!?
Squish: Sorry Moff, i meant you are creppy
Moff: ohh okay i crepp you 2

by FetishFridays July 8, 2018