non-dairy creamer

the act of making jizz McCum... when you feel the urge to splurge and pop one off, when you do the big M and make Semen A.k.A non-dairy creamer...
Creamer= jizz
Non-Dairy= cuz it doesnt taste like milk.. trust me..

Johhny made some non-dairy creamer in his pants..

by Cha$e.. a.k.a Mr.MikeHuntIzItchee.. July 31, 2007

Kentucky Coffee Creamer

When you diarrhea in your sexual partner's vagina/anus, use it as lubricant, jizz in their saggy hole, then French-kiss the mixture.

Known as a Kentucky Hot Cocoa when doing it to children.

Bruh, I totally gave her a Kentucky Coffee Creamer!

Fuckin' sweet, dude.

by Fuckhands McMike December 14, 2016

Madison Dairy Creamer

When someone pops any zit, pimple, boil, cyst, or any other yellow-pus filled growth on another person for sexual pleasure.

Dude, Jan is such a slut. She wanted Zack to give her a Madison Dairy Creamer.

by Pedohog May 1, 2010

Crippled Creamer

When you run up to a crippled person and ejaculate into their eyes and yell “GET CREAMED!” as you walk away because they are just sitting there helplessly blinded by your cum.

Last night I pulled a crippled creamer on some random guy.

by CheesyPeens August 28, 2021

Stir the creamer

The act of giving a man oral sex with a mouthful of hot or warm coffee, then letting him ejaculate in your mouth and mixing the load with the coffee.

The guy has a move that he does with coffee that will drive you wild, he will even let you stir the creamer.

by Doublea4lb March 16, 2024

Steveland Creamer

Farting a load into your morning coffee after receptive anal sex

John: Get a load of Steve, he’s already turning a profit on deadlines for next quarter!
James: I could use a cup of whatever coffee he’s having…
John: I heard he takes it with Steveland Creamer in the bathroom before work

by lmnopxyz April 23, 2025

Capstick Creamer

The art of picking up a barely legal chav in your Vauxhall Corsa, parking in Asda car park and pounding her anus so hard on the backseat that it causes a creamy brown/yellow discharge to form around your nob.

I see this lass right, I shouted “you want a Capstick Creamer” for a box of tabs and a lucozade. She jumped in and busted her rectum so bad it looked like a butchers dustbin.

by El Greaso September 7, 2020