crayon kink

There are 2 meanings.
1. You wanna fuck a Color
2. You wanna be drawn on with Crayons sexually.

1:Yo bro have you seen the color Blue? I want it to fuck me!
2:Dude what the fuck.. Do you have a Crayon Kink?

by SpunBlue March 2, 2022

Crayon

A person who has to wipe their ass more than a dozen times before the paper is smear free.

I wipe my ass so much after taking a shit, I think I might be a crayon.

by Sunkle Uncle Munkle March 31, 2022

gray crayon

A person who dresses in all gray. usually female who dresses in a gray sweatshirt with gray sweatpants who likes to throw metal balls attached to rods. Studies religiously. sometimes months or even semesters in advance. Sleeps before 8pm and wakes up early every morning to sit at the kitchen table and think about her major dislike for hipsters and anything fun..

Paul: Hey Oliver, what is that out there spinning like a maniac with that metal ball attached to a rod.

Oliver: Oh hey Paul, I think that's a gray crayon. Shes aiming for those hipsters over there on their fixed gear bikes.

Paul: Wow Oliver, she is a real fun sucker.

by o-dizzle-d May 2, 2011

Stubby red crayon

the term used to describe a penis after all night 'HARD' sex.

god i fucked her so hard last night, my penis looks like a Stubby red crayon!

by swan19 March 1, 2010

Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

Girl: Is that a weed

Guy: No this is a crayon

Girl: I'm calling the police

Microwave: 911 what's your emergency

Guy: *visible confusion*

Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

by Old Chicken Nugets May 22, 2019

Skin Crayon

An unsafe motorcyclist who will soon metamorphose and become a long red blotch of entrails on the pavement.

Say Mary... do you think that red asphalt was from a 'Skin Crayon'? I saw a biker hauling ass and splitting the lanes a second ago... it seems likely to me.

by Roqua October 25, 2008

Crayoning

Crayoning, is that whilst squeezing out a big hard pooh, you attempt to put skids in odd places around the bowl by crayoning with it. Hopefully they remain after flushing. It helps to learn the flush cycle to know which part gets the least flush. Crayoning is better for audiance appreciation

At the dinner whilst meeting future parents in law, mention that you did some wondeful crayoning, if possible show them the pic on your mobile phone.

pooh crap dump shit

by ConFest Pete September 11, 2011