cat crapped in my mouth

When you wake up with the worst taste in your mouth after a night of heavy drinking and smoking.

After we were out partying all night, I woke up and that damn cat crapped in my mouth again.

by Jeremy Gilley December 28, 2007

crapper

A term used to describe someone in a derogitory manner. Most often, it is used in describing a child who misbehaves frquently. It is also used to describe anyone who acts in a crappy or unpleasant manner. See cruster, jerk.

That little crapper Tommy stepped out in front of the car and pointed his toy gun at us as we drove by.

Those Iranians are acting like real crappers about thier nuclear plants.

by Ian Callahan January 21, 2006

Crapper's Foot

A temporary condition where one's foot (feet) falls asleep while sitting - usually on the toilet while defecating.

I was on the can for an hour, now I've got a serious case of Crapper's Foot.

by firebrand13 December 11, 2012

Crapper

an amature hiphop rapper who so untalented. "His rap stank like crap!'

a very bad, inexperienced hiphop rapper with little or talent.

by boris lugosi September 30, 2004

Crapper

another word for toilet

"Yo, dude! I have to use the crapper!"

by ILoveWhiteBoys July 20, 2003

waffen crapper

A super-sexy white supremacist/neo-nazi female, a featherwood. Play on the phrase waffle crapper, since the Waffen SS were Hitler's army, and they sound kind of similar.

*Sees a waffen crapper across the bar*
Him: Hey baby, 14/88.
Her: You're Sieg Handsome. ;)

by Stone Cold Steve Wilkos lookalike May 8, 2008

oh craperdoodle

and expected accident

oh craperdoodle, jason dident fill up the gas tank

by turbokayaker May 12, 2010