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by big shlong shit December 4, 2010
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“Are you ready for Crumple Paper day Paige?”
“NO LAST YEAR SOMEONE HIT ME WITH A SOGGY PIECE OF PAPER!”
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A male that goes by the name Micah and can’t keep his mouf shut.. a male that always got sum smart to say and is rude asab.
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by Mackyauna September 3, 2020
Get the Crumples mug.I had a housewarming party and I left a can of Apple airfreshener in the bathroom. Someone dropped a duce and used the airfreshener, when someone went in the bathroom and smelled it they said, "It smells like crapple in her!".
by Chezelle September 14, 2008
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Get the crumplesack mug.The pieces of crap you take in the shower that can't fit down the drain, thus needing cramming with the toes to fit down the drain.
"Man, I had the mad $hitz yesterday, but a few crambles had to get jammed down the drain with my toes!"
by frankvsmaximvs May 3, 2006
Get the crambles mug.A sexual act that simulates 'crumpling' your girl. It it performed by putting the female's legs over the male's shoulders then inserting the penis into any orfice. Next the male 'walks' up onto his toes so that the only body parts touching the bed or floor are his toes and the back of her head. If performed right it should resemble an act of rape.
I met this nice political activist bitch last night and didn't agree with her views so when we got back to my place I put her in the crumpler.
by Shrub Master C October 3, 2008
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