craftmatic adjustable bed

Device used to facilitate autofellatio

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

the craft

The bestest movie in the world, the craft is a bad ass movie, you should watch it sometime

by Morgan August 17, 2006

Arts and Crafts

The act of throwing glitter on a girls chest after you blow your load on it.

I was sexing this chick up, and I pulled out my cock and gave her the old arts and crafts

by Mulloy September 5, 2005

American Craftsonianmanship

The excellent workmanship that goes into each and every genuine, American-Made product, ranging from the new Chevy Volt to classics like the Atomic Bomb.

Party A: Would you just look at that excellent American Craftsonianmanship! It must have taken an employee six hours to put together that tweed!
Party B: Yeah, bro; Rad!

by liberalwizardtyler December 2, 2010

Cradfunkle

For something to be Cradfunkle it must be Cool, Rad, and Funky at all times no matter what conditions occur. The word is subject to different endings such as Cradfunky, and Cradfunker, etc.. The root is Cradfunk or Cradfunkl, which is subject to usage by the individual in cases where appropriate.

That is one cradfunkle young jeezey walking down the strip.

I made your mom feel cradfunkle last night.

by Angel Eric Perez Guante February 13, 2009

clamfood

the dollars you place in a strippers garterbelt

oneclamfood,fiveclamfood

by mr clam September 21, 2009

crabfruit

v. To reach around from behind someone (particularly a woman, but may be a man) and grasp their breasts. Usually done without prior warning.

Comes from the shape of one's hands when grasping said breasts -- fingers looking like a crab's legs -- and the breasts themselves -- being the fruit.

I was minding my own business one day while walking down the street and some pervert crabfruited me! Needless to say, I wrecked his balls.

by Francis B. September 23, 2009