Craig

Guy with the smallest dick ever!!!
Wow Craig has a micropenis.
by BigBoobyCali October 01, 2019
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One Of The Biggest Retards In The World, He Normally Is Used to describe someone, Craig Alexander Was Born A Retard With one of the smallest dicks in the world and it weighs at a whopping 1.2 grams
Woah dude you are a "craig alexander".
by SlenderManIsCraig September 28, 2014
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Craig

Ultimate faggot.
Spineless.

Dishonest.
Prick.
User.
That guy is such a fuckin' Craig.

I can't believe how Craig that guy is.
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A ginger teaches anorexic prick who's never kissed a girl
Person: hi Craig you had your first kiss

Craig:fuck off you fat fuck I've got ginger teeth
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Ashley: “ugh I think I have blue balls”
Friend: “but you don’t have balls”
Ashley: “yeah but my boyfriend is Craig and his inch doesn’t make me feel a pinch ya feel ya feel?”
Friend: “oh wow yeah Craig is a real bitch nigga”
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Ashley: “ugh i think I have blue balls”
Friend: “but you don’t have balls”
Ashley: “ya but Craig’s my boyfriend and his one inch doesn’t even pinch down low ya feel ya feel?”
Friend: “ya Craig’s a real bitch nigga”
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Craig
Faggot bitch fuck boy retard Shit which means I am a shithead butchboy Craig
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