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Coyote Ugly

The most horrible experience ever. Waking up after being extremely inebriated next to a hideous person, who in your intoxicated state, you thought was attractive.
Shit, I got blacked out drunk last night and woke up nest to hollis!
by ahhhhhhhhhhh September 10, 2006
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Coyote clap

A coyote clap is when you tuck it in between the cheeks but then you let it out when a bolt of lightning hits the ground. If you get it in when the lightning strikes, it’s a coyote clap.
Me and my girl Sarah did a coyote clap to the storm
by Big slick 29 December 25, 2021
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coyote ass

A condition caused by wet farts, sweat, or not wiping well. Canines remedy the filthy anus by dropping their rear-ends onto a soothing surface such as damp grass, leaves or carpet and drag, leaving a clearly defined fecal trail. Humans use a moist towel or goldbond. Coyote ass.
Can we stop at the next gas station so I can wipe? I have the coyote ass.
by Jerry Fletcher May 13, 2014
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coyote shit

When a man gets rammed in the butt and it rips out his butt hairs and next time he poops there is butt hair in his feces
Damn bro I got pegged last night and I have the worst coyote shits.
by Donkeyswamp March 24, 2022
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Quiet Coyote

Making the Quiet Coyote symbol, (index and pinky fingers up with your middle and ring finger touching your thumb) stick your index finger into the gooch/vagina and the pinky finger into the anus while putting your other hand over the subjects mouth to enforce silence.
John: *Screaming and yelling*
Joe: Shut up before I quiet coyote you!
by Queit Coyote July 18, 2022
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space coyote

A really cool artist girl, the mind behind "Saturnalia" (saturnalia.keenspace.com)
Space Coyote is so full of talent!
by randomfan83 January 20, 2004
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COYOTE STYLE

When your woman will not give you any sex & you just sit next to the hole & howl like a coyote.
My wife is in her third trimester of pregnancy & she will only let me give it to her coyote style.
by Red Doggie February 28, 2008
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