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Victorian contractor

Someone who farms daddy’s 5000 acre canola farm, that only yields 5 ton and makes out its shit, then buys a fleet of either s 700 jd combines, 250 series case combines or revaluation new Holland combines. Then employs a team of uni students studying ag at University to become fun header drivers, as they start the harvest somewhere up norf.
Look at that 150 000 dollar cruiser with Victorian rego and every peice of kinchrome equipment on it,

it has to be a big Norfen Victorian contractor.
by Way up norf November 28, 2021
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TommyYin Contractions

1. Describes a phenomenon when you are pregnant. Feels similar to birth pangs, you think you are about to give birth, but turns out you just needed to shit. The TY contractions typically produce feces that are abnormally massive, very offensive odour, that results in an emergency call to the plumber because it breaks most standard home toilets.

2. When you only have pedophilia, being an incel, and pill popping on your agenda.

3. An incel, who, in 2022, was taught not to be an empath.
"Hey, Jenny, weren't you in the hospital last night? Pete called me last night, said you were about to give birth."

"No, I was just having the TommyYin contractions. Needed to call a plumber, instead, though, that shit just refused to flush and broke our toilet."
by no one 33 September 12, 2022
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dumbass way of saying detention used at Park jr high middle school. It is obtained by getting 3 green slips (stupidest shit ever)
(Teacher): Two more green slips and you get a Behavior Intervention Contract
(Me): stfu
(Teacher): shut your sped ass up
by nevets_ September 9, 2023
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protractor vs. contractor

Refers to the debate over the benefits and drawbacks of using engine-powered vehicles instead of livestock to pull processing-implements for crop-fields. A protractor is a geometry device used to create/plot charts and graphs showing the various advantages that gas/diesel/electric motive-power has over horses or oxen, while a contractor is a hired professional whose job is to present the negative effects of motorized farm-machinery.
The whole protractor vs. contractor issue is not one that has an easy answer or solution --- on the one hand, modern farm-machinery is easier and simpler to operate, but horses and oxen do not cost nearly so much to purchase or maintain.
by QuacksO June 12, 2018
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counterintuitive

the act of dating an under classmen that is at least 2 years younger than you
a senior dating a sophmore while both are still in highschool

"Oh hes dating that sophmore?"
"Yeah that is pretty counterintuitive"
by wack guy February 3, 2012
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contract movie

A contract movie is a movie so emasculating, that if a guy is talked into seeing it with a female (since let's face it, that's the only way), it says in writing that the guy is getting action. That way, she can either make good on the contract or said guy can sue for breach of contract. Either way, he's getting reimbursed for seeing that piece of crap.
How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days
Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
Steel Magnolias
Armageddon (yes, Armageddon...but you wouldn't think so)
by Dave Rapp July 3, 2005
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pink contract

An paid agreement between a spammer and an ISP which allows them to send spam to the ISP's customers without being blacklisted at the ISP, and usually in circumvention of the AUP Spam policy in place at the ISP.
DirtySpammers Inc. bought a pink contract from MSN to send more useless spam to hotmail users.
by biig November 3, 2003
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